Is This Your $100 Million ATM Receipt?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 30, 2011

One of my weird quirks (that I forgot to mention last week) is that I very, very, very rarely get a receipt when I take cash out of the ATM. (I do when I make deposits so that I have a record.) I don’t want to know my balance, even if I know I have… More »


A Woman’s Lot In Life Is To Constantly Replenish Her Panties

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 30, 2011

Like every other woman alive, I have a wakeup routine that hasn’t changed for years. Silence my alarm. Put on my glasses. Refresh the “Mail” tab on my iPad. Slide slippers on my feet. Shuffle over to one of my dressers. Peer into my panty drawer. Toss aside the pink leopard print thong that scream… More »


True, Gross Story: My Bikini Waxer Was A Double-Dipper

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 30, 2011

It’s no secret that I’m not a fan of body hair. It’s also no secret that times are hard. So lately, I’ve been on quest to find a more affordable bikini waxer because it costs about $72 for a Brazilian wax and 20 percent tip at the spa I’ve been patronizing for the last three… More »


Javier Colon: 8 Things To Know About The First Winner Of “The Voice”

Javier Colon is to “The Voice” what Kelly Clarkson was to “American Idol.” On last night’s season finale, Javier beat out Dia Frampton, Vicci Martinez, and the awesome lady baldy Beverly McClellan to become the first winner of our new favorite singing show. He won by a margin of two percent of the vote, clenching… More »


5 Books That Changed My Life

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 30, 2011

Coming Soon: A Hilary Clinton Porn Spoof?

No, no, no, no, no. The other week, we introduced you to Sammie Spades, the porn star who has been in such hits as “White Bubble Butts #4m” and who, back in the day, was an intern in Hillary Clinton’s Buffalo office. Sammie was lucky enough to snap a photo of herself with Hill that… More »