Quick Pic: The Jokes Just Write Themselves

Why haven’t celebrities like Jennifer Lopez learned that you should never, ever, ever eat a popsicle in public unless you want juvenile bloggers like me to make blow job jokes? [NYC, 7/16/09] Keep reading »

Let’s Go Shopping And Talk Nonsense With Kelly Bensimon!

So basically, Kelly Bensimon went on a shopping trip with The Daily Beast for stuff she already owns. (Gold $370 Gryphon shorts? Wore them to a Kim Kardashian party! “Sexy rocker chick” miniskirt from Intermix? It’s already packed for this weekend’s trip to Miami! An “Alaia meets Pocahontas” belt? Just snapped it up!) Seriously, every photo she’s in, Kelly’s pawing a dress or an accessory that’s presently hanging in her closet. So what’s to talk about then? If you ignore the actual “shopping” part of the shopping trip, Kelly offers up some of her usual nuggets of complete and utter nonsense. Gems after the jump! Keep reading »

Love Ruined A Porn Habit

We hear about relationships torn apart by internet porn addiction, but where are the support groups for smut-loving women like me, who suddenly and inexplicably get turned off by porn when they fall in love? Before I met my boyfriend, I was visiting youporn.com about a half an hour a day, hunting through dozens of clips to find the one most perfectly calibrated to turn me on.
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Beyonce Sweats Over Paparazzi Photos (BET)

Beyonce may be bootylicious but don’t expect to see any more pictures of her shaking her derriere in her Dereon’s while she’s on tour…at least not from the back. According to the New York Daily News the singer has ordered photographers not to snap pictures of her backside during her I Am…Sasha Fierce world tour because she sweats too much! Continue reading Keep reading »

NASA Astronaut Love Triangle Pair Engaged

Remember back in 2007, when NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak drove 900 miles overnight while wearing a diaper so she could confront Colleen Shipman, who was messing around with Nowak’s maybe boyfriend, fellow astronaut Bill Oefelein? Well, Nowak has completely lost this war. Not only did she lose her job and have the whole world find about her penchant for soiling herself in the name of love. But now, Oefelein has proposed to Shipman. The two lovebirds are getting hitched next summer. Keep reading »

Life Is, Like, SO Hard For Beautiful People

There’s a 2-minute documentary worth checking out on the Sundance Channel’s website called “Not Pretty, Really.” The short film is part of a series called “The Art of Seduction” and explores some of the trials and tribulations of beautiful people. That’s right, you guys — it’s super hard being good looking!! Sure, there are the occasional perks the participants in the documentary acknowledge, like free pitas from Pita Pit, rides in private jets, and being paid to sit in windows of fancy restaurants to attract other diners, but the beautiful people want others to know it isn’t always easy being so hot. For example, it gets “frustrating” when people come up to you ALL day to tell you how beautiful you are! And you can never be the “funny girl,” or the “smart girl,” or the “interesting girl” when all anyone sees you as is the “pretty girl.” And sometimes people stare at you like you’re an object! Oh, and other times people just ASSUME things about you like you’re conceited or not smart. One pretty girl even suffered the trauma of people gasping when she won an English award in school! And still, other women have had to be friends with only gay men because they’re the only ones who don’t constantly objectify them. Gosh, I never realized just how hard some people had it… Keep reading »

Megan Fox

We can’t be fretting over Sonia Sotomayor‘s Supreme Court nomination all the time, peoples. Sometimes we get all rant-y about other topics, like whether or not we love or hate .

her tattoos are stupid

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Star Couplings: Gerard Butler Is Annoyed

  • Gerard Butler is annoyed by the rumors saying he’s dating Jennifer Aniston, but says she’s “one classy lady.” [Dlisted] — And he’s one classy gentleman for not talking crap about Jennifer.
  • Taylor Hanson (remember him?) says that having four children is no big deal. [People]
  • Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend, has some very dedicated Facebook friends, who’ve decided she’s a much better woman than his estranged wife Kate. [Us Weekly] — I still wonder how Jon is going to explain all of this to his eight children.

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What Will Rachel Zoe Say Next?

Season two of “The Rachel Zoe Project” premieres Aug. 25 on Bravo, and we’re just dying with anticipation. The Zoe has been tweeting up a storm, teasing us about the upcoming episodes, but she hasn’t been using any of her infamous catchphrases. Maybe she has some new ones up her vintage YSL sleeves? After the jump, our guesses for what Rachel Zoe’s next batch of quotable phrases will be. Keep reading »

An Ode To Mermaids

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The Starbucks logo has become such an icon, it’s easy to forget that’s it’s a busty mermaiden. The two-tailed mermaid represents a siren—you know, the hotties who lure handsome fishermen in with their pretty songs and then eat their brains, minus the last part? Apparently, the owners wanted to name Starbucks “Moby’s Coffee” and use a whale logo since Starbucks is the name of the first mate in “Moby Dick” who liked himself a cup o’ brew. But there was also Mary Coffin Starbuck from a novel called “In the Heart of the Sea: the Epic True Story” that inspired “Moby Dick.” Crazy, huh? Now you have a conversation starter for that hot nerd in your coffee line. [CoffeeMania]
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