Two-year-old pageant darling, Mia Grande, was the big winner on last night’s episode of “Toddlers &Tiaras” with her Madonna medley. As her brother Michael said, “She takes off her jacket and knows what to do.” She certainly did know what to do. During her interpretation of “Like a Prayer,” she ripped off her prayer robe to reveal an iconic gold lame cone bra underneath. Her [mother's] alternative approach to the talent competition took her all the way to the title of Ultimate Grand Supreme. And she didn’t even use a flipper. If this is the direction child pageantry is headed, I am in full support. Above, video of her signature performance, though it’s not taken from the actual episode of “T&T.” Keep reading »
In honor of its 40th anniversary, Starbucks has updated its signature siren logo. Basically, the company dropped the “Starbucks Coffee,” meaning that the brand is officially so embedded in our collective unconscious that we no longer need to see its name on our daily coffee fix. Kind of frightening. [CNN] Keep reading »
I got an S.O.S call from my friend Sylvia last night. After only three online dates, she was on the brink of insanity. We debriefed about her dates from hell and I had to be the bearer of bad news. “You are picking the wrong guys.”
“How do you know?” she asked, mortified.
“Show me their profiles and I’ll tell you why.” Keep reading »
Want your peen to look two inches bigger? No, this is not spam from a third world pyramid scheme promising to enlarge your manhood. Designer and reality TV show whore Andrew Christian has invented underpants with a padded cup bulge built into each pair. And it’s surprisingly life-like and, get this, uncircumcised! Basically, the Shock Jock Flirt Brief is like a wonderbra for johnsons. How do you like it when the tables are turned on you, ladies? [Refinery 29] Keep reading »