Girl Talk: I Was The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 1, 2011

Most people have encountered a crazy ex-girlfriend in some form, a being to be pitied and scorned. It was frightening how easy it was to find myself, normally a level-headed, rational woman, turning into one. More »

Punky Power Up Your DVD Player

My after-school routine every day when I was a kid went like this: take the bus home, open the door, grab a box of raisins for a snack, and watch “Punky Brewster” reruns. The best episode being, of course, the one where Cherry gets stuck in the refrigerator. So imagine how excited I am to… More »

Snooki: The Newscaster?

Apparently, our dear Snooki has always wanted to be an anchorwoman. And so the site Cambio is giving her the opportunity with their new series, “The News According To Snooki.” Here, the debut episode, which is 2 minutes and 57 seconds of Snooki opining on the news. Her take on Hurricane Irene? “I… More »

Soapbox: Let’s Talk About Forever 21 — And Every Other Effed Up Retailer

Julie Gerstein / September 1, 2011

For the past week or so, there’s been comments going back in forth in our “What Are We Wearing Today” posts about the shady nature of Forever 21. Not only has Forever 21 been cited for its poor ethics in terms of stealing independent designers’ work, but it’s also been called out for its conservative… More »

Jennifer Aniston Sucks On A Lollipop, Must Be Pregnant

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 1, 2011

Well, it’s official. The Jennifer Aniston Womb Watch has begun. Jen and her boyfriend, Justin Theroux, who never met a vintage punk rock T-shirt he didn’t like, were spotted going to the doctor this week. When they left, Jen was sucking on a lollipop. Clearly, she must be with child. Why? According to, “It’… More »

Ralph Macchio Notes That Jo Calderone Bears His Resemblance

Behold, a far too awesome tweet posted on Monday by Ralph Macchio, aka “The Karate Kid.” Wow, he is right. Lady Gaga’s male alter ego, Jo Calderone, does look an awful lot like him. Which gives me an idea for Gaga’s next over-the-top costume—a bathtub and shower curtain, naturally. [World of Wonder]… More »