Atlanta woman, Jazz Ison Sinkfield, is hoping her shimmery gold, 20-inch-long fingernails will make her famous. Her goal is to share the story of her “divine gifts,” which she’s been growing for the last 22 years, on Oprah’s couch someday. Jazz’s monthly salon maintenance includes five-hour sessions at $250 a pop at Exotic Nail and Spa. But that’s not all! She refrains from tying her shoes and we’re guessing that masturbation is out of the question. Fame always comes with a price. Oh wait, how does she shower, or eat, or pick her nose? God, I have so many questions. [The Gloss
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Ah, Valentine’s Day. For some it’s a day of love and affection, for others a cruel reminder of their single status or another “Hallmark holiday.” That’s why most of us prefer to keep our Valentines subtle. Red roses at work? Romantic. Giant teddy bear the size of a small state? Not so much.
Admittedly, I am possibly the only person on the planet who will openly admit to loving the holiday so many others love to despise. It’s cheesy, yes. For many, it’s yet another reminder that they need a table for one in a world of two-seaters. Even so, there are things even I would rather not receive in public.
Like a singing telegram. From a man dressed as Cupid. In a diaper.
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Valentine’s Day is 13 days from now, but allow me to take you back, eek, 15 years to 1995, when “The Real World: London” first aired on MTV. Remember when hottie Neil, the British punk rocker with bleached blonde hair, was sent a pig’s heart with steel nails embedded through it for Valentine’s Day, courtesy of his crazy girlfriend Chrys? I have never forgotten it. Ever since, I’ve been kind of fascinated with the anatomical heart (well, human heart, not pig) as an image to communicate affection (or lack thereof). In honor of Valentine’s Day, a holiday I am highly unenthusiastic about, I’ve found 12 cool products that say “my heart beats for you” the anatomically correct way. I am buying them all for myself.