Sienna Miller’s Love Advice

Sienna Miller is not exactly the first person I would run to for relationship advice. She has dated a range of dudes, from model rocker Jamie Burke to 40-something Welsh actor Rhys Ifans, but all of her relationships have failed. Take, for example, her romance with Jude Law. The two got engaged in 2004, but then Jude had an affair with the nanny of his children. Then last summer, Sienna got together with Balthazar Getty while he was still married to Rosetta Millington, the mother of his four kids.

Strangely enough, all this love drama has not stopped Sienna from talking about relationships, dating, and even sexytime. Peep some quotes from her recent interview in Vogue and look back on some other ridic discussions. [Vogue] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Robert Pattinson Or The Ghost Of John Belushi?

From this pic of Pattinson on the set of his upcoming flick, “Remember Me,” Robby is a dead ringer for the deceased “Blues Brother.” He should totally star in a Belushi biopic! All we gotta do is teach Rob the lyrics to “Raw Hide.” And then crack the whip. [New York City, 6/15/09]

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Headbands For Dudes?

Why do men keep stealing our garments and accessories? The male headband is another unnecessary male fashion-y thing we hope won’t become a trend. If a guy’s hair is becoming a nuisance because it’s too long, then he should cut it or try a new hair product. I’m guessing the stylist who added the band to this man’s hair was trying to be fashion forward, but this look is a dud. Would you associate with (forget date) a guy that wears a headband? [Pop Gloss] Keep reading »

Mel Gibson’s Girlfriend Wants You To “Say Her Name”

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Remember Mel Gibson’s pregnant girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva? Maybe not, but you will now since the Russian baby-mama has signed onto her beau’s record label, Icon Records, and released her first single “Say My Name” off her debut album Beautiful Heartbreak. The actual music of the song isn’t bad, being Grigorieva is a classically trained pianist, but the lyrics (co-written by Gibson) are sappy central. The singer describes the song as “naked, intimate, raw emotion, little more than piano and voice as if it is a cry from the soul.” Actually, at one point it does sound like people screeching in the background as Grigorieva sings about birds, kings, and walking down a road. Hopefully her other songs will be better sans Mel’s help?

Listen for yourself above or download your own copy at Oksana.fm. [People]

Ashley Tisdale Gives An Obama Impersonator A Lap Dance

On Friday, Ashley Tisdale (“High School Musical”) appeared on the Spanish talk show “El Hormiguero” and was gushing about Barack Obama. Next thing you know, an Obama impersonator was wheeled out for her to give a lap dance to. She doesn’t actually go anywhere near his lap, but still, it’s pretty funny. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Que Cera, Cera!

A fur jacket in June? We don’t know if Michael Cera got dressed in the dark or raided an emo pimp’s closet, but we’d like to help him get out of those fugs clothes ASAP. [New York City, 6/15/09] Keep reading »

Maureen Dowd’s Columns, Explained

How does the op-ed community’s snarkiest scribbler pack so much fiber and fluff into her New York Times column twice a week?

She consults her “How Maureen Dowd Writes A Column” flow chart, duh. Image after the jump. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

An Open Letter To Megan Fox (& Her Weirdo Thumbs)

I am writing to express my condolences about your recent media onslaught. I know the world went apes**t when they discovered your dirty little secret…your toe thumbs. It must be disconcerting having your weirdo thumbs be the number one highest-ranking item on Google Trends over the weekend. Geez, peeps must have been really bored. If pictures of my alien fingers were all over the internet (my hands are really weird, too, but I digress), I might feel ashamed. Perhaps your plush lifestyle makes up for it? I still have a roommate and no cable. So thank you for reminding me that no one is perfect.

Best Wishes,
Ami

P.S. Is there such a thing as thumb surgery? You could probably afford it. Just a thought…it would give a whole new meaning to the term “hand job.” HA! Keep reading »

Daddy Issues: Can Women Who Have Great Dads Date Older Men?

I love my dad. Dorky though it may be, he’s one of my favorite people and I can’t imagine my life would be as good with any other one. I do, however, have one complaint: really liking my dad has totally screwed me in the dating department.

Aside from the standard complaint that most of the morons I’ve gone out with just aren’t as likable as my dad, I’m also borderline incapable of dating much older men. I can’t help but make skeevy involuntary associations. Keep reading »

Marriage License For Two Men In NYC Is Revoked

Same-sex marriage bans just got stupider: two New Yorkers just got their marriage license revoked after city officials say they were snookered into believing the bride was actually a groom.

The would-be bride, Hakim Nelson, 18, identifies as a woman and hopes to undergo gender reassignment surgery. When Nelson married 21-year-old Jason Stenson on May 26, she not only wore an orange dress, white leggings and a $10 wedding ring, but also carried a state ID card that said “female” on it. (The official who issued the state ID assumed Nelson was a female.) Keep reading »

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