Why Is Everyone So Concerned About My Anus?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 25, 2011
It has recently come to my attention that perhaps I am not as concerned about the cleanliness of my anus as I should be. See, in the last few weeks, I feel like the universe has been trying to tell me that keeping my chocolate starfish pristine should be higher on my list of priorities. More »

John Edwards May Be Indicted For Using Campaign Cash To Hide Affair

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 25, 2011
John Edwards will most likely be indicted with criminal charges for using campaign cash to cover up his affair with videographer/wackadoodle, Rielle Hunter, ABC News is reporting. The U.S. Department of Justice has approved the prosecution, which seeks to indict the sleazy politician for using roughly $1 million of campaign donations to squire away Hunter… More »

10 Models Gone Wild

A Chic Cover-Up For All Occasions

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 25, 2011
As luck would have it -- it being Wedding Week and all -- I am attending the wedding of a good friend from college this weekend, in the Napa Valley. I know, boo hoo for me, what a pain. What is a pain is that I do not have a cover-up of any sort to… More »

So, “Girls Run The World,” Beyonce? Not So Much!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 25, 2011
Beyonce's new video for her song "Girls (Run the World)" features some sweet dance moves -- not to mention likely suspicious Illuminati imagery! -- but is its message a tad, um, premature? I'm obsessed with this video from vlogger Nineteen Percent which breaks down the many ways in which Beyonce's lady power victory anthem just… More »

8 Bachelorette And Bridesmaid Traditions We’d Be Glad To See Go

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 25, 2011
Spring is in the air, peonies are in season, and bank accounts are slowly being drained ... it can mean only one thing -- wedding season has arrived! I'm attending a wedding this weekend in Napa and am quite excited for all the festivities -- seeing old friends, drinking wine, eating yummy food, hearing the… More »