Did Will.i.am Boom-Boom-Pow Perez Hilton?

This weekend, at the after-party following the Much Music Awards in Toronto, Perez Hilton tweeted that he had been physically assaulted by Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas. And then Tila Tequila was all, “Perez is lying!” Will.i.am then responded on his Twitter and posted this video. Apparently whatever occurred started when Fergie got sad because Perez was making fun of her. According to Perez, the authorities are now involved. He posted his own response video. What a bizarro story. [via Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

For The Week Of June 22-28, 2009

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Love will rain down from the skies onto you, be willing to go with the flow. Seems you will be on the fast track to being the most popular girl in the zodiac this week, as people will come out of the woodwork to help you and people you never suspected will shower you with kindness. Call it karma or call it a cosmic fluke, whichever, take full advantage!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Dealing with authority is not your thing and anyone trying to usurp the power on you is a major buzz kill. However, this week, someone will know just the right way to straddle their will onto you, showing you that there are some delightful ways to feel the burn and that second in command is actually the one with the real power.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your spiritual nature will be working overtime; making you strive higher for your ideals as compromising choices will seem tempting. This is your time to fight your inner lazy freak and realize that what you can get and what you have aren’t syncing up and if you want that to happen, it’ll mean taking a bold step in the right, but harder direction.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Your world is about to get cozier, as intimacy heats up between you and certain someone, breaking down barriers suddenly. Seems there is way more than meets the eye, which will shock, amaze and turn you on a few more notches. Of course, this should be a two-way street, so get ready with throw some skeletons of yours out of your closet too. Overall, hotness this week!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Deals are going to be made and you will be sailing on a lot smoother of a current with your baby, as this is your week that all will finally start to go into perfect balance. If by chance, something dramatic happens instead, putting you into challenge mode, trust it and push hard through it. As it goes, the passion you give is the passion you get.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If you and your baby can be a support team for each other and kick bad habits a la deux, then consider that nasty routine of yours over, as it’ll take two to make miracles happen. Of course, if you can’t see to working on a team for that greater good, then this is the time to seriously work through group dynamic issues, because this week it’s all about creating perfection.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Anything is possible, as the stars are shining their spotlight onto you and showing off to the world your hotness in its magnitude. Don’t be shy, play up the part and reveal all that you are. There is no such thing as being shy this week, as taking big chances pay off and prove to you that brilliance is in your blood.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

If you’re in a serious relationship, this is the week to meet his parents or if you’ve met them, then expect to deal with them in some way now. If you’re single, then put your efforts into feng shui-ing your house to help in revving your priorities. Whatever the case, home and family are under the gun, be a good girl and sort it out.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

What you hear is what isn’t what you’ll get. Yes, this is going to be one of those wobbly weeks where no one is going to be too upfront and reading in-between the lines is necessary to get any peace of mind. However, the good news is that the reason this is happening, in your love life, is that certain someone is lacking the balls to just flat out say he’s nuts for you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Take a financial plunge together and make it happen. Instead of dipping your toes into a commitment, mean what you say. Sure, you’ve made mistakes before and it’s scarred you, but if you live any other way, you’d only be lying to yourself. Besides, isn’t wondering all the consequences to every scary action one of your favorite pastimes? Don’t deny the pleasure!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Make a wish and send it out there into the universe. This is your time when luck will be infusing your life in the most magical ways, making you do a double take on the people around you and especially the prospects. Seems there is a lot you have to be grateful for, but unless you show it, it’ll be as good as nothing.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Fate has a funny way of nudging you in the right direction, if you are willing to let something bigger than yourself take charge. If you are willing, this is the week to give it a try and let yourself be dazzled by surprises that’ll prove to you that you are exactly where you are suppose to and with whom you are meant to be with…at least for now.

Quick Pic: Who’s More Bootylicious?

Beyonce did her thing on stage in New York and was joined by hubby Jay-Z, who showed her how he backs dat ass up. [NYC, 6/21/09] Keep reading »

The iPorn Girls Come Out To Play, Plus Other Strange iThings.

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I hope you weren’t one of the hundreds of people standing outside an Apple store this weekend waiting to buy the new iPhone. But those iFanatics were not the only ones to cause a scene. A carriage full of iPorn girls rolled up and entertained those waiting outside during the Worldwide Developer’s Conference in San Francisco where the new iPhone was on display earlier this month. Clad in skimpy black and metal bikinis, the geek-loving hotties flirted and took pictures to promote the new iPhone app, iPorn—an iPhone-friendly site boasting free “hardcore” videos. I cannot wait; this app will go great with my iBeer, iFart, iJiggles and CowToss apps. Lovely.

Obviously the whole iPhenomenon has spread to more than just apps; there are no so many iProducts out there that it’s hard to keep track. Check out the most entertaining after the jump.

Quick Pic: Thomas Voorn Bathing Suit (…We Think?)

Thomas Voorn likes to think of fashion as a conceptual tool to create art and images, and as part of it he’s photographed a dude in a floral print…Speedo? Banana hammock? It’s a sort of mix of the two that we’ve never seen before. Either way, it’s an I’m-very-comfortable-with-my-sexuality swimsuit. We’re okay with that. [Thomas Voorn] Keep reading »

Are You Going To Watch “Hung”?

This Sunday, June 28, at 10 p.m., HBO is premiering a new show, “Hung.” Guess what it’s about? A guy who turns to prostitution to make a living. Step aside, “Belle de Jour.” Get out of here, “The Girlfriend Experience.” Call-girls are, like, so 2008. 2009 is all about guys who sell their bodies to make ends meet. The dramatic comedy stars Thomas Jane as Ray Drecker, an all-star high school athlete who ends up as a high school basketball coach whose wife dumps him for her dermatologist. Casting about for something to do with his life and make some money, Drecker takes note of his well-endowed physique and sets about renting it out by the hour. Uh, “The Sopranos” it ain’t. It’s “Boogie Nights” meets the recession! Are you going to tune in or tune it out? Keep reading »

Sean Penn Takes A Break. Other Celebrities Who’ve Gone On Hollywood Hiatus.

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Sean Penn is saying goodbye to Hollywood for a year, leaving the “Three Stooges” movie with only two stooges. He is also leaving “Cartel,” a movie he already signed on to, in the lurch. Sean is probably taking some time off so he can fix his realationship with his wife, which is pretty rocky. We hope he’ll come back when the dust settles. [New York Daily News]

So is taking a break career suicide? Read on to see other celebs who’ve taken extended breaks from their big screen.

The Twisted World Of Celebrity Stalkers

The Twisted World Of Celebrity Stalkers

According to TMZ, this past weekend at Corey Feldman’s house was a dog and pony show. His security guard was forced to make a citizen’s arrest of his stalker, who is also technically his roommate. Hold on, let us back up here. Jennifer Herbert is described as a 6-foot tall, 300 pound friend (well, former friend now) of Corey’s who he allowed to stay in his house and pay rent. Things went downhill shortly after Herbert moved in (as they tend to with friends/roommates). Feldman claims Herbert threatened to harm him, “trash-talked” him in front of his guests and asked his kid “adult questions.” Eek. We should also mention that Feldman and Herbert knew each other through mutual friend Michael Jackson. Anyhoo, Feldman allegedly had a restraining order against Herbert that required she stay at least six feet away from Feldman and his kid while in the house. An in-house restraining order? That’s genius. Putting all the pieces together … it would appear that Herbert violated her in-house restraining order, which led to the citizen’s arrest.

This stalking story makes our brains hurt. I’m sure we will hear more details soon. Corey is not the first famous person to have a crazy stalking incident. Our slideshow of celebrity stalkers will make you glad you aren’t famous. [TMZ]

Pawn Off Your Bling From Your Ex For Extra Cash

I have always been stumped about what to do with presents from exes. I have never been engaged so I haven’t had to deal with any seriously valuable or sentimental jewelry, but I have a couple of rocks that I just wasn’t sure what to do with. I think you should always offer to give presents of value back, that’s just the polite thing to do. But, if the dude says he wants you to have it, what else can a girl do but keep it? However, if the dude was a total bastard, then keeping the bling and booby-trapping his apartment is totally legit. Not that I have ever done that of course, just throwing the possibility out there…Anyway, I am not terribly sentimental, but sometimes (and I really do just mean sometimes as I look at my bracelet) a piece of jewelry reminds me of things I would much rather forget. But what do you do with that annoying Tiffany heart necklace? You can’t just throw it out? You could give it away, but it was so pricey it tugs my heart and wallet strings to get nothing in return. You could give it to a friend, but learn from my own personal awkward-Olympics experience, it’s really uncomfortable when you see her wearing what your dude gave you. Luckily for our repression, denial and wallets, Out Of Your Life.com is an easy way to pawn off gifts from your ex for cash. Keep reading »

Prince Refuses Hip Replacement ‘Cause It’s Against His Religion. Other Anti-Medicine Celebs.

For a long time, I was certain the artist formerly known as Prince (or is he Prince again? I get confused) was an alien. Turns out, he’s just a Jehovah’s Witness. After a lifetime of sexy dancing, the 50-something-year-old is in need of a double hip replacement, trading in his raspberry beret for a diamond-encrusted cane. But alas his highness has refused the surgery, citing his religious beliefs as his reason. Evidently, Jehovah’s Witnesses aren’t down with blood transfusions. [Celebitchy] — Or maybe he doesn’t want the doctors to discover his true alien identity? Hmmm.

After the jump, more celebs who have weird…er…unique views on medicine. Keep reading »

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