Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
Oh, Gerard Butler. Maybe Coachella isn’t the best place to go when you’re just a month out of rehab? The actor seemingly stayed sober while bouncing from party to party at the music festival, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t wild out in other ways. According to Page Six, Butler was quite the ladies’ man, even using one of the festival’s Porta Potties for a quick romp. Because nothing is hotter than a coffin-like space that smells like urine! Sexy. [Page Six]
Celebs — they’re just like us! Sometimes they can’t keep it in their pants and find themselves engaging in amorous activities in public. I’m not judging! I once gave a blow job in a bar stairwell. Here are a bunch of other celebs who have either supposedly been busted having sexual relations in public or have bragged about it.
- The always-eyeroll-worthy Kanye West tweeted a gripe about “gold diggin’ bitches getting pregnant on purpose.” Because you know we can control that. [The Young, Black and Fabulous, Necole Bitchie]
- Ray J says he “created” ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian and she wouldn’t have been famous without their sex tape. [Oh No They Didn’t]
- Watch J.Lo break down crying after eliminating sweetheart Chris Medina on “American Idol.” Don’t worry, Jen: Amelia is sobbing right with you. [Guanabee]
- Our girl Annika Harris says don’t blame actresses for their heinous red carpet looks — blame the stylists who dress them! [Uptown Magazine]
Betty Draper, eat your jealous heart out.
“Mad Men” costume designer Janie Bryant is unveiling her latest MOD collection for QVC as part of the shopping network’s Academy Awards-themed red-carpet show from Los Angeles on Feb. 26
I have a problem: a problem buying shoes. I didn’t used to be this way. But then beige/”nude” pumps became popular and a 5’5″ pipsqueak like myself could not contain her excitement for footwear that elegantly elongates my legs. (No joke, this morning my father asked me if I’d had a growth spurt.)
Editor’s Note: Not to turn a silly, fun Shopping Guide into something more serious, but I just wanted to acknowledge why we’re using the word “beige” instead of the more popular “nude” to describe these heels. “Nude” is never nude on everyone. If you have darker skin — or if Jessica decides to get the Snooki spray tan — these beige heels will likely not have a radical leg-elongating effect, though they may still look absolutely fabulous. Onward!
Much to the chagrin of my debit card, I have three pairs of beige shoes in steady rotation. But if you nab one of the budget-friendly pairs I’ve included in this roundup, your bank balance won’t be hurting like mine.