No Man Should Wear His Ex-Girlfriend’s Jeans

Levi’s has delivered a swift blow to masculinity with the Ex-Girlfriend Jean. “Remember the girlfriend with the great style? Here’s a tribute to her — a fit that’s super-snug allover, an update of the five-pocket classic that’s as skinny as it gets,” the style description reads. All it costs is $69.50 to emasculate his bottom half. Levi’s, what are you trying to do to our men? A dude in ladies’ jeans is NOT sexy, especially a pair that belonged to his ex. Why? Because she’s got him by the balls? Enough already! I know that a new study says that men are becoming more like women in relationships, but no need for men to become more like us in dress. Men in men’s jeans! Men in men’s jeans! Say it with me. [Levis] Keep reading »

Girl Talk: My Chain Restaurant V-Day Tradition

Valentine’s Day is for lovers, or at least people who love love. But what happens when you’re neither in a relationship, or a state of mind to handle all the hearts, stars or flowers? I say, go ridiculous. For the past several years, my best girlfriends and I have gone out of our way to make the best of the worst holiday of the year, by making it as stupefyingly non-romantic as possible. We go to chain restaurants. Keep reading »

Made With Love

We know you’re cookin’ up something this Valentine’s Day and with these heart-shaped mixing bowls, you can make sure you do something in the kitchen, too! The pink, white and red set from Target might evoke the colors of February 14, but they’ll look funky-cute as you bake all year round. Plus, they fit inside one another like nesting dolls, so they won’t take up tons of space. Now, who wants a cupcake?

[$14.99 Target]

Heidi Montag To Be A “Real Housewife”?

You should probably sit down for the news that I’m about to tell you, because it might provoke anger, rage, and the desire to throw things at your television. Apparently Heidi Montag—yes, Heidi Montag of backscooping and “The Hills” fame—is being considered for the next season of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” (As we told you earlier in the week, Brandi Glanville and Sylvester Stallone’s wife have also come up as contenders for spots on the show.) Sources say Heidi has met with “Housewives” producers and is actively pursuing the opportunity with every cup size she’s got. “We would move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat,” her hubby Spencer Pratt said in response to the rumor. “We would be psyched if this happened for us.” Bravo, please do not give these attention whores another shot at the spotlight. Let their 15 minute of fame finally tick down. [PopEater] Keep reading »

What’s A Merrywidow? And Other Totally Confusing Lingerie Explained

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Pretty lingerie: it’s not the kind of thing your mother explains to you when you get your first bra. (Well, maybe your mom told you about garter belts, but my mom didn’t.) But those of us Wanton Sex Goddesses Within still want to know, what the hell makes boy shorts different from cheekies or bikini cut panties? Click through our sexy Valentine’s Day lingerie glossary to find out…

Jennifer Aniston Is Happy Alone, She Swears

“I think people honestly just want to see me as a mom and married and barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen … And I just want to say, ‘Everybody, relax! It’s going to happen.’ “

Jennifer Aniston on the public’s hopes and dreams for her. That’s a very “Just Go With It” attitude, Jen. Did you all copy that? Leave Jennifer alone with your expectations for her life. Her time to be barefoot and preggo in the kitchen will come. [People] Keep reading »

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