Like Red Nailpolish? You’d Make A Horrible Wife

Catherine StrawnMay 14, 2008 //

In the 1930s, Dr. George W. Crane, who ran a counseling practice and started his own matchmaking service, designed a test to give couples feedback on their marriages. Either the husband or the wife took the test, which rates the wife in various areas. Crane attempted to make the test scientific, but he did admit to using a personal bias and weighted the items he thought were more important in marriage. For example, a wife’s use of slang or profanity results in a five-point deduction from her score, and wearing red nail polish is a minus one. Amelia’s score was -3 and mine was -6. What can I say? I don’t dress for breakfast, and I’m lazy about sewing on buttons. Keep reading to calculate your score. [Monitor On Psychology] Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Joaquin Phoenix

Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 14, 2008 //

Like Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton before him, Joaquin Phoenix is recording an album. The actor, who manages to make a cleft palate sexy, discovered he had a knack for singing after playing Johnny Cash in Walk The Line. He’s been workig on his record with Tim Burgess, frontman for the U.K. band the Charlatans. Buzz for Scarlett’s album is bad (Us Weekly called it a bust!), but we have a little more faith in Joaquin’s pipes. [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »

Mannequins Of All (Boob) Sizes

Catherine StrawnMay 14, 2008 //

Last night, I was walking home and noticed these mannequins in a store window. At first, I was outraged. What man thought it would be awesome to buy a mannequin with ginormous breasts? And then something else occurred to me: Now large-chested woman know they can fit into the store’s clothes! Well, as long as they have a 17-inch waist and sticks for legs. Keep reading »

The Daily Squeeze: A Child Dominatrix, Expensive Texts, And A Thief In The Bed

Catherine StrawnMay 14, 2008 //
  • A man and a woman have been accused to training the woman’s child to be a dominatrix, selling her sexual services, and photographing some of the acts. The child, who is now 20, was 12 years old when this started. [CBS News]
  • It costs more to send a friend one megabyte of data via text than it costs to transmit the same amount of data from the Hubble space telescope to Earth. [AHN]
  • I think this happens at least once a month, somewhere in the world. A woman woke up and discovered that the naked man who had slipped into her bed in the middle of the night was a thief, not her husband. [Reuters]

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    The Daily NOTness: American Idol’s David Archuleta

    Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 14, 2008 //

    I’m so over these fools on American Idol, especially that cheeseball David Archuleta. The kid had the gall to sing Chris Brown’s awesome song “With You” on the show last night. No one made him sing it — he chose it. And it was awful, because a lily white dork like David should not be singing about “my boo”. Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: A Shrinking Top Model

    Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 14, 2008 //

    That’s Whitney from America’s Next Top Model Cycle 10 — she’s the plus-size model in the final three in tonight’s season finale. I have no idea if this is Whitney before she was on the show or if it’s a recent picture, but girlfriend is significantly skinnier. I hope this is a picture from awhile ago and Whitney has since embraced her more natural, fuller figure. If this is recent and she’s lost as much as 20 pounds? Boo! Stupid diet industry… [Oh No They Didn't!] Keep reading »

    Romance On TV: Survivor’s Ozzy & Amanda Make Up For Lost Time

    Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 14, 2008 //

    So after the final tribal council is filmed, the Survivor final two join the other castaways at Ponderosa, the location where they all have to hide out until the show is finished and they head home. CBS filmed a lot of the action this season at Ponderosa and posted the footage online. After the final two joined them, Ozzy finally got a chance to makeout with Amanda. A lot. Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: Showtime’s Pleasure Girls

    Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 14, 2008 //

    Check out Showtime’s advertisement for the upcoming season of Weeds alongside their new show, British import The Secret Diary Of A Callgirl. Mary-Louise Parker is sublime and we’re super psyched about the latter. Yay! New TV! Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson Fumbles With Tony Romo

    Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 14, 2008 //
  • Tony Romo might have broken up with Jessica Simpson. Wonder if he read her embarrassingly gushy interview in Glamour… [Celebitchy]

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    A Secret Rendez-Vous Gone Wrong

    Catherine StrawnMay 13, 2008 //

    An 18-year-old boy in Texas thought he was being all stealth, sneaking into his girlfriend’s house for a surprise hook-up. Instead, he got two black eyes from her father, who thought he was a burglar, and was charged with burglary and assault. The funny part is that his girlfriend (who is 15, by the way) wasn’t even there — she was sleeping over at a friend’s house. Ha. [AHN] Keep reading »

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