Moby Wants To Make A Porno

“I’ve never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous, you know? Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better.”
Moby tells Bizarre magazine that he wants to make a porno starring normally-endowed guys. Now,… More »

Be My Boyfriend: Alleged Murderer With Creative Facial Implants

Julie Gerstein / September 13, 2011

Dear Potential Boyfriend: Your an innovator, a restless soul, a man whose creativity couldn’t be expressed merely via piercings and “666” tattoos. No, no, you needed something more. You craved a greater tool for self-expression and body modification. So you went for facial implants — several of them! — to give your face an unsettling… More »

11 Celebrity Thumb Suckers

Ami Angelowicz / September 13, 2011

First Time For Everything: Hitting The Big O

Rebecca Wiegland / September 13, 2011

In the spirit of Columbus, Magellan and Lewis and Clark, I spent my teenage years as a fearless explorer of uncharted carnal terrain, reporting back to my tight-knit group of girlfriends with play-by-plays and handy tips from my randy sexual exploits. I was the first in my high school crew of gals to do pretty… More »

Obsessed Fan Writes, Sells Fan-Fic About Imaginary Affair With Jessica Simpson

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 13, 2011

My love for Ryan Gosling may occasionally take me to inane places — please see yesterday’s “sockless” slideshow — but at least I’ve never been so obsessed that I’ve written a book about our fictional love affair. The same cannot be said for Marce William Burchell, an obsessed Jessica Simpson fan penned the book above… More »

Armie Hammer Didn’t Want To Shave His Chest For “The Brothers Grimm: Snow White”

“Julia [Roberts] had a line about how smooth my chest is … and it’s not. So the producers were like, ‘Okay, just shave him.’ And I was like, ‘Whoa. I spent 25 years earning this chest hair. I’m wearing purple tights and a codpiece, so, please, let me keep my manhood.’”
—Armie Hammer tells DetailsMore »