10 Ways To Punish A Cheater That Are Totally Legal And Not (Too) Psycho

You don’t have to be Jennifer Aniston to think the four women who Krazy-Glued a cheater’s penis to his stomach were way harsh and beyond psycho.

But in our less scrupulous/mature moments, many of us want to punish our ex, especially if he was a cheater. Ladies, let’s keep it legal (and Krazy Glue-free), OK? Refer to our list after the jump for some ideas: Keep reading »

He’s Always Saying He’ll Leave Me. Is He Serious?

He’s threatening to break up? Stand up for yourself.

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    “I have love in my life, a soul mate—absolutely. When someone asked me why Angie and I don’t get married, I replied, ‘Maybe we’ll get married when it’s legal for everyone else.’ I stand by that, although I took a lot of flak for saying it—hate mail from religious groups. I believe everyone should have the same rights. They say gay marriage ruins families and hurts kids. Well, I’ve had the privilege of seeing my gay friends being parents and watching their kids grow up in a loving environment.”

    “[The grotto behind the waterfall behind his L.A. house] is a great place for having sex.”

    – Brad Pitt in Parade [DListed] Keep reading »

    Women On Medicaid Can Almost Never Get Abortions Covered

    Last weekend, my friend (one of those types who’s an encyclopedia of random knowledge) dropped an interesting fact on me. She said that women who are on Medicaid, the government-issued insurance plan for people who can’t nearly afford medical care, are not covered if they would like to have an abortion. As someone who’s pro-choice, this kind of shocked me. First, because it feels a little bit Big Brother. And second, because if someone qualifies for the program they almost certainly will have a hard time coming up with the quarter-million dollars it takes to financially support a child through age 17. And they may be looking for other options than having a baby.

    I had to get to the bottom of this. So I put in a call to my home county’s Medicaid office and after chit-chatting with some well-versed people on the subject in New York state, I’ve got some deplorable facts to report about abortion coverage. Err, termination coverage. The first thing I learned is that Medicaid workers don’t like the word “abortion.” Keep reading »

    Crouching Camisole, Hidden Knockers

    Got a hot date right after work, but don’t want to go heaving your cleavage across the office all day? Well, the “Faux Camisole” is here to mask your melons ‘til you’re ready to bust them out. The dainty dickey for your titties comes in white and black and buttons right onto your bra. Plus it doesn’t leave that dreaded rolling-up VTL (visible tank top lines) under your outfit. While the product is a good idea, the name could use some pizazz. Don’t you think Boob Blockers or Cleave Covers would fly off the shelves?! Well, no matter what they’re called, for a lucky $13 bucks they’ll keep your jugs safety-sealed until you’re ready to pop out your top. Hey, if you’ve got it, flaunt it, but only when you want to! [Random Good Stuff]

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    20 Coloring Books For Adults (Including One That’s X-Rated)

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    Color Me Fierce! Activity Book, $12.95, Chronicle Books

    Coloring was one of our favorite hobbies when we were in elementary school. Then fifth grade came along, and it was all about drawing with markers. (Crayons just weren’t cool anymore.) But these days, we’re beyond school popularity contests and, lucky for us, there are plenty of coloring books artsy (or perverted) enough for adults.

    Gallery: Ashley Olsen And Other Child Stars Who Managed To Keep It Together

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    In the September issue of Marie Claire, Ashley Olsen, 21, talks about the intense pressure of growing up as a child star. She said, “That’s why I look at Britney, and I’m surprised I didn’t end up like her.” [Marie Claire] We are kind of surprised, too, but Ashley really does have her sh*t together. She’s got a clothing line, a steady BF who keeps out of the limelight, and not so much as a sex tape! (That we know of.) This is rare, but Ashley is not completely alone. Take a look at some other child stars who didn’t turn out like Brit Brit.

    Simcha And Grandma Janet Bring “Ask Grandma” On “The Tyra Show”

    Check it out, Frisky readers, Simcha and her amazing grandma Janet stopped by “The Tyra Show” today to answer audience questions, just like they’ve done in our “Ask Grandma” video series. Grandma was in top form, looking fab as always (and nursing a vodka on the rocks, natch), while our dear Simcha was as smashing as always. My personal fave moments? When Grandma advocates watching porn in the bedroom and when she gives a shout out to her handsome 94-year-old boyfriend, telling TyTy the two are “having a ball.” We should all be so lucky! Check out the full appearance above! Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Susan Boyle Likes Being “Short And Plump”!

    • Susan Boyle gets glam in the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar. The singer comments on her fast rise to fame, but says she is not getting Botox and is fine with the way she looks – “short and plump.” [Us Weekly] – Thank you Susan for not giving into the superficial pressure of Hollywood! You rock.
    • Dr. Bailey, aka Chandra Wilson, will soon be pulling a double shift – Bailey will appear at Seattle Grace on “Grey’s Anatomy” and head over to Oceanside Wellness in the new season of “Private Practice.” Chandra will also direct her first “Grey’s” episode this fall season. [Entertainment Weekly] – Girl knows how to multitask!
    • Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is happy to be an outsider. At least that’s what she told People in an interview about her new “Melrose Place” character Ella, a girl “desperate for love.” Ashlee didn’t reveal too much, but spilled the show is packed with “jaw-dropping” moments. [People] – Hmm, I’m not sure how I feel about Ashlee playing a young teenager; she’s married and has a baby.

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    Gallery: Method Man And Other Musicians Who Have Lashed Out At Fans

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    Wu-Tang Clan member Method Man lashed out at a fan last November, and now he’s being sued for it. Method Man was signing autographs out the back window of his tour bus, when a Houston woman handed the rapper her ticket. Rather than giving her back the memento, he allegedly shot her at least six times in the stomach with a pellet gun. Now she’s filed a suit for the physical pain and mental anguish she suffered as a result. While the lady claims the attack was unprovoked, the case has yet to go to court. [Chron]

    Provoked or not, Method Man is far from the only celebrity who has attacked a fan. From indie rockers to “American Idol” stars, many musicians have assaulted their admirers. When will they ever learn that their fans just want a little extra lovin’?

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