How To Pop Your Cork On New Year’s Eve

Getting laid on New Year’s Eve is like shooting fish in a barrel … a barrel full of alcohol. So, if you want to put the lick in liquor this New Year’s Eve, here are our tips for getting frisky … Keep reading »

Argentina’s “Dancing With The Stars” Is Basically Porn


Did you know that “Dancing with the Stars” exists in other countries? Yeah, I didn’t either, but I guess I live under a rock. Anyway, I don’t have any clue who these “stars” are on the Argentinian version of the show, but I found them way more entertaining than Bristol Palin or that Pussycat Doll chick. But maybe that’s because the dancing on Argentina’s “Dancing with the Stars” is practically NC-17-worthy. There’s g-strings and dry humping and miming oral sex and I am pretty sure someone had an orgasm at the end there. All around, I give this performance a 10! Keep reading »

Dear Wendy: “Do I Need To Go Wild And Crazy Before Settling Down?”

It’s time again for “Shortcuts.” For every question, I’ll give my advice in three sentences or less, because sometimes the answer to a person’s question is so obvious and the need to hear it so great, being as clear and frank as possible is simply the best way to go. Today we discuss whether or not one needs to be wild and crazy before settling down, dealing with a boyfriend’s bad communication style, and what to do when a fiancé ups and moves with no notice. Keep reading »

The Most Unromantic Marriage Proposal I Can Think Of

This dude really outdid himself with this Facebook marriage proposal. His mother must be so proud. What’s next? A flair ring posted on her wall? If someone proposed to me that way, I would immediately unfriend them. But Breeze seems to dig it. Who names their kid Breeze by the way? [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Girl Talk: I’ve Made Multiple Marriage Promises

Despite the fact that I’ve never had a relationship longer than nine months and that one was with a 15-year-old boy, I still believe in love. I believe in the love of friends and family and despite all evidence against, I believe that I will someday meet a man who will make my life even better. Even with this hope, when I imagine the future, it generally involves a goat farm and some really cute babies, but I’ve blurred out the vision of that burly be-flanneled man of my dreams. It seems that even though I will meet a guy and tell my friends, “I think I can be with this guy for more than a few months! Yay!” A week or a month later, I’m already washing my hands of another false start. It’s not like I can’t relate to or love men, but all my closest relationships are to ex-boyfriends. It’s for this reason that I’ve set up marriage promises. Lots of them. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Ryan Is Happy For Reese, Plus Hugh Hefner’s Infantalizing Proposal

  • Ryan Phillippe is totes happy for his ex-wife Reese Witherspoon, who just got engaged to Jim Toth. “I wish nothing but the best for the mother of my children,” he said. [NY Daily News]
  • John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin-Mellencamp are breaking up after 20 years of marriage. [Huffington Post]
  • Apparently, Alex Rodriguez’s kids prefer ex-girlfriend Kate Hudson to current squeeze Cameron Diaz. But how will they feel about the inevitable next blonde in his rotation? [Us Weekly]

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