I got an S.O.S call from my friend Sylvia last night. After only three online dates, she was on the brink of insanity. We debriefed about her dates from hell and I had to be the bearer of bad news. “You are picking the wrong guys.”
“How do you know?” she asked, mortified.
“Show me their profiles and I’ll tell you why.” Keep reading »
Want your peen to look two inches bigger? No, this is not spam from a third world pyramid scheme promising to enlarge your manhood. Designer and reality TV show whore Andrew Christian has invented underpants with a padded cup bulge built into each pair. And it’s surprisingly life-like and, get this, uncircumcised! Basically, the Shock Jock Flirt Brief is like a wonderbra for johnsons. How do you like it when the tables are turned on you, ladies? [Refinery 29] Keep reading »
Earlier this week, I broke down the “23 Weapons Every Sexy Woman Needs In Her Arsenal.” But how could I ignore you, my beloved, Frisky gentlemen? I’m sure you’ve got this lovin’-the-ladies thing down. Obviously, you’re reading this site! But because you hotties asked (thanks @Maegara), here’s the formula for what women find irresistible in a man. Keep reading »
’Tis the season for peace, joy and weight gain. After Christmas and New Year’s, we will all jiggle a bit more. Women will feel like kicking themselves for their weight gain and will suffer from self-loathing that lasts long past the chocolate free-for-all of Easter.
What women don’t know is that many men get Yule logs in their pants when they see extra curves on the ladies. Read more … Keep reading »