8 Phrases Guys Should NOT Use In Their Online Dating Profiles

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I got an S.O.S call from my friend Sylvia last night. After only three online dates, she was on the brink of insanity. We debriefed about her dates from hell and I had to be the bearer of bad news. “You are picking the wrong guys.”

“How do you know?” she asked, mortified.

“Show me their profiles and I’ll tell you why.” Keep reading »

The Push-Up Bra For Dudes

Want your peen to look two inches bigger? No, this is not spam from a third world pyramid scheme promising to enlarge your manhood. Designer and reality TV show whore Andrew Christian has invented underpants with a padded cup bulge built into each pair. And it’s surprisingly life-like and, get this, uncircumcised! Basically, the Shock Jock Flirt Brief is like a wonderbra for johnsons. How do you like it when the tables are turned on you, ladies? [Refinery 29] Keep reading »

23 Weapons Every Sexy Man Needs In His Arsenal

Earlier this week, I broke down the “23 Weapons Every Sexy Woman Needs In Her Arsenal.” But how could I ignore you, my beloved, Frisky gentlemen? I’m sure you’ve got this lovin’-the-ladies thing down. Obviously, you’re reading this site! But because you hotties asked (thanks @Maegara), here’s the formula for what women find irresistible in a man. Keep reading »

Quickies: Is Angelina Jolie Going To Rehab? Plus, “Huckleberry Finn” Drops The N-Word

  • Is Angelina Jolie headed to rehab? [PopBytes]
  • How awkward! Until recently, Christina Aguilera was sharing her Beverly Hills home with her son Max, her estranged husband Jordan Bratman, and her boyfriend Matt Rutler. Do you suppose they had a chore wheel? [TMZ]
  • Now that she’s an author, Nicole Polizzi doesn’t want to be called Snooki anymore. Too bad that’s the name on the cover of her book. [NY Daily News]

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Gained Some Holiday Weight? Good. That’s What He Wants

’Tis the season for peace, joy and weight gain. After Christmas and New Year’s, we will all jiggle a bit more. Women will feel like kicking themselves for their weight gain and will suffer from self-loathing that lasts long past the chocolate free-for-all of Easter.

What women don’t know is that many men get Yule logs in their pants when they see extra curves on the ladies. Read more Keep reading »

Two Men Accused Of Sexual Assault With A Snake – Yes, A Snake

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