The Love Guru: The Importance Of Being Grateful

By: The Love Guru / May 10, 2011
Towards the end of our second date, per Dr. Diana's instructions, I told Old Flame I was dating other people as we were leaving the bar. I wasn't sure how he'd react, but oddly, it seemed to sexually excite him. Our goodnight hug and smooch turned hot. We stood in my stairwell, kissing furiously. There… More »

9 Theories On Why Arnold Schwarzenegger And Maria Shriver Split

Perhaps the statute of limitations on opposites attracting runs out after 25 years? Today, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver announced that they are splitting up after 25 years of marriage. “This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us," a joint statement read. "After a great deal… More »

Adele’s Ex-Boyfriend Wants Royalties For Inspiring Her Debut Album

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 10, 2011
"For about a week he was calling and was deadly serious about it. Finally, I said, 'Well, you made my life hell, so I lived it and now I deserve it.' He really thought he’d had some input into the creative process by being a prick. I’ll give him the credit — he made me… More »

Guy Talk: I’ve Got Multiple Inches Of Love

By: John DeVore / May 10, 2011
I don’t think I have a small penis. I mean, I’ve stared at it all of my life. I can wrap my fingers around it, so I know it’s not of Sasquatch proportions. There are inches there, multiple inches, of love. I’d say it would make a nice cigar. I have been given the standard… More »

Matthew Morrison’s Solo Album Is Gleekable

Matthew Morrison kind of drives us crazy as Will Schuester on "Glee." Homedude is just a touch whiny, you know? But we're still excited for his debut album, Matthew Morrison, because his abs are amazing (even if he ate nothing but sweet potatoes for days to get them) and because we think… More »

Swimsuit Featuring Hindu Goddess Causes Outrage And Anger

By: Julie Gerstein / May 10, 2011
What's in a swimsuit? Well, if it's got an image of the Hindu goddess Lakshmi on it, apparently a lot. Hindus are outraged after Australian designer Lisa Blue trotted a suit with an image of Lakshmi, the Hindu goddess of love and abundance, down the runway in her recent spring 2011 show during Australian Fashio… More »