Add this to a list of things that make me want to puke, alongside tween thongs, padded tween bras, and Miss Bimbo — soft and snuggly hooker heels for your baby! Oh, but they’re supposed to be FUNNY. Yeah. No. I swear nipple tassles for toddlers aren’t far off. Better get on that idea quick! [Heelarious.com via DListed] Keep reading »
I’ve got good news for the 8-year-old girl/gay boy inside of all of us. Your parents may have ruined Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and maybe even where babies come from, but they can’t take away the mythical, magical, magnificent Unicorn! It lives! Granted, in captivity, but a beautiful unicorn has been prancing around a nature preserve in Italy. Its mother, who was rescued after being hit by a car, gave birth at the facility to the now 10-month old baby roe deer. While scientists claim the horn is a genetic mutation, this “Unicorn” is still proof of what seemed to be just a fabled fantasy. Here’s hoping there’s a mermaid out there too! [Telegraph via Dlisted] Keep reading »
Technically I am against the gladiator sandal trend. I think they look stupid on 90% of the population. But these high-heeled gladiators are something I can get behind because they’re not obnoxiously strappy, they give you some lift which counteracts the stumpy-leg affect of most strappy flats and they’re wedges, which means they are easy to walk in. Sold. [$89, NineWest.com] Keep reading »
And so does Jen, from Highland Park, CA. She’s the photographer behind the amazing My Polaroid Blog, a site filled with ethereal, clean, and artsy Polaroid photos. Sigh. What’s she going to do now that the film is being discontinued? Keep reading »
The second spawn of Gwen Stefani and hubby Gavin Rossdale will have a bright future, but a dark bedroom. Gwen plans on painting the nursery room for what’s growing in her womb not pink, not blue, but BLACK. Gavin told OK! magazine, “It’ll be a goth baby so it doesn’t matter if it is a boy or a girl.” Wait a second, parents who want a goth kid — doesn’t that, like, defeat the purpose of being goth? Well, it would be funny if “Holla Back Girl” became a staple at satanic rituals. [Star Pulse]
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A bridal store in Charlotte, NC, went bankrupt and left a bunch of brides without wedding dresses, some just weeks away from getting married. I laughed a little bit because some of the women in the video are crying, but then I thought about how frustrating that would be — not only did they lose “the dress” that they probably spent months looking for, but some spent as much as $5,000 and don’t even have a dress to show for it. Perhaps they should make up their lost money by forgoing a dress and getting married in the nude. [CNN] Keep reading »
Apparently, to get their signature pouty look, the Olsen twins say “prune” instead of “cheese.” Catherine and I decided to test this theory and, after many takes, came to a few conclusions:
1. They probably don’t say it out loud, because that is weird and it also would make any normal person laugh.
2. In fact, we think just thinking “prune” makes your cheeks suck in.
3. No matter what we do, we don’t look like the Olsens. [MSNBC] Keep reading »
Tommy recently told Rolling Stone, “Pamela and the kids have moved in with me…. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together.” [Las Vegas, 8/19/95] Keep reading »