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Some of Hollywood’s best boobs were out in full force at Sunday night’s aptly named SAG Awards, and we at The Frisky Institute for Boob Analysis—which previously studied the breasts on display at the Emmy Awards in August and the Golden Globe Awards earlier this month—have painstakingly poured over the bunch. I was relieved to see that despite her otherwise funeral-appropriate ensemble, “Mad Men”‘s Christina Hendricks brought her bountiful cleavage as her date for the night. Look at them. I just want to nuzzle ‘em. After the jump, we show you some of the best boobs of the evening—and some of the least boob-flattering dresses on the red carpet.
You know what’s annoying? When a friend gets pregnant and all of a sudden, all they can talk about is the number of toxins in industrial carpet and the ins and outs of breastfeeding. I mean, I respect that these are things they have to think about, but does it have to be the only points of conversation? This is why I adore Jane Krakowski of “30 Rock.” She is having a baby with her clothing designer fiance, Robert Godley, but has a great sense of humor about the whole thing. On the red carpet of the Screen Actors Guild Awards last night, she told Guiliana Rancic, “I’ve never been so on trend in my entire life. Baby bumps are the new black.” [People]
After the jump, more hilarious pregnancy quotes from Jane. Keep reading »
“Oh my God, I’m more naked that I was in Playboy. I’m so mad right now. [The magazine] promised I would be covered with artwork — you can see the nipples! The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen. I feel so taken advantage of … I’ve definitely learned my lesson. I’m never taking my clothes off again, even if it’s for Vogue.”
– Kim Kardashian claims she was utterly bamboozled by the evil editors at W who pinky swore when she took a nudie photo for the magazine’s cover that she wouldn’t appear so nude. Now, I used to work in the magazine biz and I know that celebs can and do ask for the right to approve images if they’re really concerned about being seen in a certain light. If you’re gonna let a magazine photograph you butt naked and then take them at their word that they’re going to make you look less naked, you’re an idiot. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
Last week, we read about a woman who claimed her yogurt sample tasted like semen. We haven’t touched yogurt since then and it may take us a while before we do. The best thing to cum, er, come out of that unfortunate semen story were some fun (read as revolting) descriptives for man juice found in the comments, such as “hot phlegm” and “salty trash can water.” In case you weren’t grossed out enough already by these unappetizing descriptives, we put together a list of the some disturbing slang terms for spunk. Add yours in the comments. Keep reading »
As we discussed a couple of weeks ago, toilet paper is amongst the top 10 argument triggers for couples. It sounds petty, but a roll of toilet paper facing the wrong direction is a personal call to arms for me. I did a little research and as it turns out, I am not just a neurotic psycho. There is a preferred way to put toilet paper on the roll … MY WAY! Sixty to 70 percent of American consumers surveyed prefer their roll “over.” People who like their roll “under” were found to have a scientific correlation with ownership of a recreational vehicle or a cat. Very random, but it makes perfect sense. I would never be caught dead owning one of the aforementioned. And I would certainly never be caught orienting my toilet paper “under.” How about you? Are you an “over” or an “under”? [Wikipedia] Keep reading »