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Bare legs beneath skirts and dresses are a sign that spring has arrived, but some women just like wearing the pants, regardless of the season. Fortunately, tailored pants are getting as much attention as midi skirts and printed dresses. Keep clicking for 10 lightweight pants done in crop, high-waisted, wide-leg, flare, and straight-leg styles.
Madonna‘s get-up at the Vanity Fair Oscars party sort of reminds me of the sexy witch costume Kelly Taylor wore to that Halloween party on “Beverly Hills, 90210” where the cowboy tried to lock her in the bedroom to date rape her. Lourdes reaction to her mom’s ensemble choice? “Mum, do you have to?!” This is apparently what she said when Madonna turned around, posing so the photographers could see her butt cheeks. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »
You would think that a song called “Just the Way You Are” would be about loving and accepting a person with all their faults and foibles and so on and so forth. But it turns out that the full title of Irish pop singer Brian McFadden’s new song is “Just the Way You Are (Drunk at the Bar).” And it turns out that this song, far from being about unconditional love and acceptance, is in fact a gift for the committee in charge of picking a new national anthem for the Republic of Daterapia. Check out this chorus, after the jump. Keep reading »
The former Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, found her way back from “the gutter” after her involvement in the humiliating scandal where she was caught trying to sell access to her ex-husband, Prince Andrew. How did she heal, you ask? She hopped aboard the New Age train. “They always say a lotus flower grows with very strong roots in muddy water, and it grows tall and strong and no water sticks to its leaves. We musn’t let negativity stick to us … I was not aware of my roots, I wasn’t standing tall and I had a world of negativity stuck to me … I was happy just sitting in my own isolated, lonely place, alone with Sarah, because at least I had myself … And so I went to find the lotus flower within myself,” she explained. Makes perfect sense. Find the lotus flower within. Or just stop drinking excessive amounts of wine and talk to a shrink. Hey! To each her own. After the jump, some other celebs who have taken a ride on the New Age train. [Daily Mail UK]
Jeggings. Shooties. Jorts. So many hybrid fashion terms, too little time after shopping to memorize them. It’s okay, here’s one worth remembering — FLASHION. That when flash sales occur on hot fashion items allowing shoppers the opportunity to grab them before sell out at a major markdown. Gap is having one a Flashion sale of their own this Saturday March 5th — in-store shoppers will be able to grab this Soft Trench for only $50, nearly $40 off the retail price of $89.95, and just for that one day. But like Veruca Salt, do you want in nowwww — and for free? We’re giving away a Soft Trench to one super lucky reader!
WIN THIS! Tell us in the comments what the most ridiculous fashion hybrid item (a la jeggings) you could imagine would be — and what it would be called. For example, BRADIGAN: a bra that buttons in the front like a cardigan. The most hilarious answer will walk away with Gap’s Soft Trench and the rest of you will have to get your own on Saturday. Enter by 11:59 p.m. on Thursday, March 3, 2011. We’ll pick our favorite response and announce the winner Friday, March 4. You must live in the U.S. or Canada to win. (Read the official rules here.) Good luck!