About That Heidi Montag Playboy Spread? She’s Not Actually Naked In It.

It’s always so shocking — shocking, I tell you! — when it turns out that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been telling not-truths yet again. I expect so much more from my reality TV stars! Truth, honesty, and an ability to eat really gross food-like items. In any case, remember that Heidi Montag naked in Playboy spread that we told you about? That “The Hills” duo has been yapping about, like, for-ev-uh? Well, as it turns out, Heidi’s not even naked in it. All six glossy pages of the female half of Speidi are totally PG. Purportedly, the instructions given to the magazine (by who, her vagina wrangler?) were: “No nipples, no vagina, no a**.” You can’t make this stuff up, people. I mean, if you’re going to go Playboy, don’t you think you should, like, go there? [TMZ] Keep reading »

Slideshow: Jaime Pressly Pees In Public? The Best Intoxicated Celebrity Moments Caught On Tape.

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Poor Jaime Pressly. The “My Name Is Earl” star is getting flack for a photo that shows her at her bridal shower over the weekend, peeing on the curb outside of The Abbey in West Hollywood. But wait … Jaime claims it’s a joke? “That is me doing dare #8 at my bridal shower..Things are not always what they seem…Notice my hand in the back..its pouring a bottle of water!!! C’mon guys! Do you think i would really pee in the entry way to the Abbey in broad DAYLIGHT!!!” [X17Online] The old bridal shower truth-or-dare excuse. OK, we kind of believe her. But this reminded us of all the other celebrities caught doing embarrassing things on film while totally driz-unk. After the jump, our favorite intoxicated celebrity moments.

Girl Talk: I’m Just Not That Into Anyone Anymore

A year ago, my average week was something like a “Sex and The City” episode. Maybe it wasn’t that funny, maybe my clothes weren’t that fabulous, and maybe there weren’t that many hot-yet-problematic men, but there were guys, quite a few of them. I’d never had a boyfriend in high school. Then I went to an all-women’s college. In my senior year, I was in a serious relationship. When that didn’t work out, I found a Pandora’s Box of pleasures in the City. Keep reading »

Mmm. Brain Cupcakes. Tasty!

Cupcakes and brains. Two great tastes that go great together! Just make sure that the zombies don’t get to them first. These tasty cranium delights are made of “red velvet raspberry cake with French vanilla cream cheese frosting and a chocolate brain” and were created by Pamela Frantz using these Bite Size Brains Candy Molds. We love. [Boing Boing] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Nia Long Takes It All Off For PETA

Nia Long is the newest victim model in PETA‘s anti-fur campaign. Could this photo be any more retouched? She looks like a mannequin. And what’s up with that pole between her legs? We bet that cold metal didn’t feel so good against her no-no area. Keep reading »

An Ice Cream To Boost Your Libido?

London ice cream parlor The Icecreamists has found a way to get customers hot and bothered while they chill out with sweet treats. When the shop opens in Selfridges, a London department store, this fall, they’ll be dishing out “The Sex Pistol,” a Viagra-like ice cream. It’s bright green and contains penis-pumping herbal supplements like ginkgo biloba, arginine, and guarana. There’s a shot of La Fee Absinthe in there, too. The price, nearly $20 per drink, is sure to you make your wallet shrink. When will they make a version for the ladies?[NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Celebrity Couples Who Get Inked Together Don’t Always Stay Together

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Victoria Beckham commemorated a decade of being happily married to David by getting a tattoo that reads, “Together forever, eternally,” in Hebrew on the inside of her left wrist. Since wedded bliss is the perfect reason to get inked, David got a new tattoo to celebrate the occasion: a ring of 10 roses on his left arm. In addition, the Beckhams both have “VII.V.MMVI” to reflect their wedding date. These two lovebirds aren’t the only celebrities to wear their hearts on their epidermis. Click through for other stars who have gotten tattoos to express their romantic feelings for one another. For many, the tattoos lasted much longer than their relationship.

Abusive Boyfriend Dies Trying To Kill Girlfriend

In London’s West End, a 30-year-old man threw his girlfriend through the window of a Banana Republic store. Instead of killing her, a shard of glass snapped out and stabbed him, killing him. His girlfriend sustained cuts and is expected to make a full recovery. Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it? [Daily Mail]

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Jimmy Fallon Is A Real Housewife!


We love it when Jimmy Fallon dresses in drag and pretends to be his fictional wife, “Denise,” in “The Real Housewives of Late Night.” He did a pretty good job on Monday night: He had the Jersey accent down pat, nailed the self-congratulatory speeches, and almost threw a tantrum, which is about as “Real Housewife” as you can get. But where was his cleavage? And why wasn’t he trying to sell us anything or tell us about his charity? Also, when’s the last time we saw a “Real Housewife” cook? With the exception of Bethenny and her Skinny Girl margaritas, of course. Keep reading »

Quickies!: Natalie Portman To Produce “Booksmart” Comedy Series

  • Natalie Portman will be producing a comedy called “Booksmart,” in which two highschool girls realize they’ve achieved everything they’ve wanted to in high school, except landing boyfriends. [Just Jared] – Sounds like the Harvard grad got some inspiration from her own life (except I doubt she has troubling attracting men anymore).
  • JoJo may have taken a hiatus from the music industry, but that’s because she’s got other things on her mind – college! The 18 year-old will be heading to Northeastern this fall and will be majoring in Cultural Anthropology. [Starpulse] — Maybe those college guys will give her new material for a comeback album.
  • After Self magazine editors altered the heck out of Kelly Clarkson’s cover photo to the point that she was almost unrecognizable, they tried to defend themselves. [Jezebel] – They weren’t so successful.

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