Dear Wendy: “My Boyfriend Brought His Mom To Our First Date”

I have been dating this 44-year-old guy — who still lives with his parents, I might add — since the middle of August. He is kind-hearted and has a good soul. On our first date he asked me to meet him at a mall I’d never been to, and it wasn’t even a halfway point between us. He brought his mother was with him because she needed to go to the mall for some things and she doesn’t drive. Anyway, in the four-and-a-half months I’ve been with this man, I’ve been doing all the driving down to his place because he claims he has a phobia about going to new places. Once I drive there, we go out and do things around where he lives at places he’s familiar with. He gives me gas money once in a while because I’m a single mom and can barely afford all the gas to drive the 20 miles each way to his place. I’ve told him that maybe he needs to speak to someone about his phobia. Also, once I’m at his parents’ place, he wants me to go up to his bedroom. I don’t know what to do other than to give him an ultimatum that I will not come down to his place until he decides to come to mine? — Designated Driver

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Everything You Want To Know About The Economy In 2011

With the slippery slope that’s been the economy, we all want to know how to avoid getting our businesses buried in an avalanche. Lucky for us, JWT Intelligence has broken down the big picture of 2011 commerce trends into an amazingly cool cartoon. Wow, who knew economics could be so entertaining? Keep reading »

Charming Chris Brown Drops Homophobic Slurs In Twitter Fight With Raz-B

Boyfriend of the year decade Chris Brown fails at life again. Yesterday Prince Charming lashed out against the rapper Raz-B on Twitter, tweeting homophobic slurs and making comments about rape and molestation. All of Chris Brown’s nastiest tweets appear to have been deleted with only the ones where he denies being a homophobe remaining.

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Rupert Everett Thinks Hollywood Is Sexist And Homophobic

“I never got a job there, and I never got a job here, after [coming out] … I did a couple of films, I was very lucky at the beginning of my career … and then, I never had another job here for 10 years, probably, and I moved to Europe … I think show business is ideally suited for heterosexuals, it’s a very heterosexual business, it’s run mostly by heterosexual men, and there’s a kind of pecking order. I think the position of women is a pretty difficult one in show business. If you look at the idea of a drunk women in show business on the skids at the age of 50, and a drunken man in show business on the skids, the drunken man gets an awful amount of support, and the women is a slut.”

Rupert Everett sounds off on his non-existent acting career and sexism in Hollywood. [Huffington Post]

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The Most Notorious Man Whores Of All Time

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Last year, Gene Simmons of KISS claimed to have bedded 4,600 women. He swore up and down that he could prove it—he said he had taken photos of each and every one of his conquests that he keeps in a book. He elaborated that many ladies liked to wear face makeup while doing the nasty with him. “Once I had a girl who had a tattoo of my face between her legs,” he said. “I just felt sorry for her boyfriends.” [AZ Central]

This week, Gene appeared on the radio show “Woody & The Wake-Up Call” (coincidence?) and made the claim again—only this time he said that the number is a few under 5,000.
Which means that he either slept with more than 400 women in the past 365 days, or is totally full of it. I’m leaning towards the latter theory. He can talk about his Polaroid collection all he wants, but a photo of a woman hardly proves that they bumped uglies. I’m sure Gene Simmons has had sex with lots of women, but I just don’t believe that 5,000 is possible without the man’s thingy shriveling and falling off. [TMZ]

Here are some other dudes whose numbers we don’t even sort of believe.

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