The Things Men Will Do To Get Hard

Most women, at some point in their lives, have tried to get with a guy whose equipment didn’t work. And if she loved him, or even liked him enough to make another date, she probably didn’t take a sledge hammer to his ego. But that probably didn’t stop him from beating himself up and considering some drastic measures to make sure his Johnson stands at attention when desired. After the jump, the drastic things men will do to get and stay hard. Keep reading »

Quickies!: Michael Jackson And Farrah Fawcett Teach About Love

  • Looking back, we can learn a lot about love from Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett. [Your Tango] — I like remembering Farrah as the “ultimate smiler.”
  • Imitation of Christ designer Tara Subkoff has been diagnosed with a brain tumor. If not operated on, the tumor could kill her in two years. [The Cut]
  • Kalpen Modi, better known as Kal Penn, now works at the White House as an associate director in the Office of Public Liaison, with a focus on connecting President Barack Obama with the Asian-American and Pacific Islander communities. [PopEater] — So that’s why he killed himself on “House.”

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Economy Down, Egg Donation Up

How do you like your eggs? Donated! Hey, for a cool $5,000 during this recession, less periods sounds like a win-win kinda situation. And that’s why IVF donation clinics across the country claim their phones are ringing off the hook.

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Ask The Astrosexologist: We’re Perfect Together, But There’s No Sparks

I (5/10/85) have been dating my boyfriend (6/27/78) for about a year and a half now. Our relationship is the best I’ve ever been in. We hardly fight (and not because one of us is holding something back, we are just highly compatible) and we like a lot of the same things. Our feelings about family, religion, and relationships are also similar.

But after over a year of dating, my boyfriend has yet to tell me he loves me. I brought up the topic about three months ago and he said, “Do I need to spell it out? Don’t my actions show you how I feel?” (I’m the first girl he’s ever introduced to his family and all his friends.) Then he said he hasn’t said the “L” word because there’s something “missing” between us. Keep reading »

Album Drop: New Releases From Those Darlins, Stellastarr*, Maxwell, And More

It’s new release Tuesday, so it’s time to take the latest tunes for a spin. In this week’s big records, Tennessee trio Those Darlins make thier debut, Stellastarr* gets civilized, Maxwell tells you about his mid-summer night dream, Billy Boy On Poison comes clean, and—holy new indie awesomeness—We Were Promised Jet Packs lift off. Keep reading »

Love Vandal: Anchor Heart

Have you seen graffiti that’s kind of sweet (even if it is against the law)? Send your pic to tips@thefrisky.com. Keep reading »

Crave: Tory Burch Jelly Reva

Jumping in puddles…what delight it brings to the inner child. Our shoes, however, are not quite so happy with our love for water sports. We could wear rain boots, but it’s been difficult finding a pair that don’t look downright silly in the summer or are cute enough to actually want to wear. In a somewhat ingenious move, Tory Burch has combined the lust with the must: the jelly ballet flat. Dancing in the rain has never looked so stylish. Oh yes, did we mention that the jelly flats are a fraction of the price of Tory’s classic flats? You may just find yourself praying for rain or wearing these shoes everyday you think you spot a cloud. [$95, Tory Burch] Keep reading »

Gallery: Celebrities On The Non-Sexual Casting Couch

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During her audition for “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” film director Michael Bay took super sexy Megan Fox to his house and filmed her while she… washed his Ferrari? We’d like to know what she was wearing and where this footage has gone. Perhaps Bay is keeping it for his own, err, private use. [NY Post]

Since we may never see this crazy audition, we figured we’d amuse ourselves by rounding up some other stars who’ve done weird things during auditions to land roles.

Girl Auctions Virginity for A Million … Meets Hot Millionaire

So maybe that whole auction-her-virginity-online-for-one-million seemed like a (tacky) publicity stunt — but it worked. Star of reality show, “Italian Big Brother,” Raffaella Fico attracted a sports superstar so rich he could buy her virginity a million times over: Cristiano Ronaldo. The Brazillian soccer hottie is now dating the “virgin,” who auctioned her goodies eight months ago and got an offer of almost two million dollars. She turned the stranger’s offer down, and soon after started dating Ronaldo. The duo have been spotted all over Europe and South America and they recently attended an Elton John concert together, where Ronaldo introduced Fico to the legend as his girlfriend. Hmmm, if an online virginity auction is the fast route to celebrity, riches and love, then should we consider selling ours too? Who cares if it’s slightly used. [Celebrity Gossip] Keep reading »

Michael Jackson Memorial Highlights

If you’re a really great employee like me, you’ve probably been watching the Michael Jackson memorial service all day. It’s actually been pretty amazing, stars telling intimate stories and musicians performing tribute songs. Wait, is that Avril Lavigne? What the hell is going on here? Here’s the latest MJ news, in case you’re missing what’s going down at the Staples Center. Keep reading »

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