A Frequent Sperm Donor Tells His Fiancee He Fathered 70 Kids

So, apparently, I have been missing a show on the Style Network called “Sperm Donors,” all about the men who wanked into cups in order to give the gift of life to whoever opted to buy it. On Tuesday night’s episode, a man shocks his fiancee by telling her that, via sperm donation, he ha… More »

Evening Quickies: Ashton & Demi Unfollow Each Other On Twitter

Jessica Wakeman / September 30, 2011

Perhaps scandalously, Ashton Kutcher (@aplusk) and Demi Moore (@mrskutcher) are no longer following each other on Twitter. OMG WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! [The Superficial]
Ryan Gosling ringtones: the only way The Gos is ever getting in my pants. [Jezebel]
The Rep. Anthony Weiner sexting scandal is getting its own gay por… More »

Today’s Lady News: Army Appoints First Black Female Two-Star General

Jessica Wakeman / September 30, 2011

The US Army has appointed Gen. Marcia Anderson as its first-ever black female two-star general. Gen. Anderson is already the highest-ranking woman in the Army. Congratulations! [The Grio]
A federal judge has refused to block a law in Kansas that limits the availability of insurance coverage for abortions. The law, which went into… More »

NYC Cops Warn Against Shorts & Skirts To Avoid Serial Rapist

Jessica Wakeman / September 30, 2011

A gift from me to you, A Handy-Dandy Guide On Things Not To Do If You’re A Cop — Or Anyone — Talking To Women About Sexual Assault When A Serial Rapist Is Afoot:

Suggest that wearing a skirt, shorts, or dress is just asking for it.
That’s it.

Unfortunately,… More »

September 30: What Are We Wearing Today?

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 30, 2011

I think I speak for everyone when I say TGIFF! That’s “Thank God It’s F**king Friday,” if you were wondering about the extra F. (If I ever put an extra F in an acronym, you can safely assume it’s for f**k.) Anyway, let’s see what we’re wearing headed into the weekend! More »

Justin Theroux Gets Bolognied

Jennifer Aniston’s neighbors do not seem to approve of her boyfriend, Justin Theroux. The actor, artist and writer often parks his BMW motorcycle in front of his lady’s house. And apparently, when a neighbor walked their dog past the bike this morning at 8 a.m., it was covered in bologna. As in, someone had stuck… More »