Oh thank god. There’s been an update in the case of the yogurt that tastes like semen. A couple weeks ago, I told you about the 28-year-old Albuquerque woman who said the yogurt sample she was given at her local grocery store tasted like “bodily fluids.” In fact, in her statement to police she said, “I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset. [The manager Catherine Flores] told me it was a Greek yogurt. People love it, it has lot of protein on it.” Ahem. Police arrested Anthony Garcia, 31, the supermarket worker who gave the woman the yogurt, because he had outstanding bench warrants, and sent the yogurt to the lab for testing. Well the results are in! And it seems that the woman’s discerning palette was correct! The yogurt did indeed contain semen, and though Garcia maintains his innocence, a judge issued a warrant for DNA and blood samples to make sure he doesn’t have any diseases. [The Smoking Gun] Keep reading »
Maybe they just didn’t want to buy each other Valentine’s Day gifts? Or maybe Pete wasn’t so into Ashlee’s new blonde pixie cut? Or maybe Ashlee is just following in her big sister’s footsteps. Whatever the reason, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are headed to divorce court. Ashlee has filed papers in Los Angelese, citing “irreconciliable differences” and seeking joint custody of two-year-old Bronx. This will end Ashlee and Pete’s two-and-a-half year marriage. These two have been fighting off divorce rumors since 2009, but it’s still sad, as they seemed like a pretty happy duo. [TMZ] Keep reading »
Levi’s has delivered a swift blow to masculinity with the Ex-Girlfriend Jean. “Remember the girlfriend with the great style? Here’s a tribute to her — a fit that’s super-snug allover, an update of the five-pocket classic that’s as skinny as it gets,” the style description reads. All it costs is $69.50 to emasculate his bottom half. Levi’s, what are you trying to do to our men? A dude in ladies’ jeans is NOT sexy, especially a pair that belonged to his ex. Why? Because she’s got him by the balls? Enough already! I know that a new study says that men are becoming more like women in relationships, but no need for men to become more like us in dress. Men in men’s jeans! Men in men’s jeans! Say it with me. [Levis] Keep reading »
Valentine’s Day is for lovers, or at least people who love love. But what happens when you’re neither in a relationship, or a state of mind to handle all the hearts, stars or flowers? I say, go ridiculous. For the past several years, my best girlfriends and I have gone out of our way to make the best of the worst holiday of the year, by making it as stupefyingly non-romantic as possible. We go to chain restaurants. Keep reading »
We know you’re cookin’ up something this Valentine’s Day and with these heart-shaped mixing bowls, you can make sure you do something in the kitchen, too! The pink, white and red set from Target might evoke the colors of February 14, but they’ll look funky-cute as you bake all year round. Plus, they fit inside one another like nesting dolls, so they won’t take up tons of space. Now, who wants a cupcake?