Girl Talk: I’ve Made Multiple Marriage Promises

Despite the fact that I’ve never had a relationship longer than nine months and that one was with a 15-year-old boy, I still believe in love. I believe in the love of friends and family and despite all evidence against, I believe that I will someday meet a man who will make my life even better. Even with this hope, when I imagine the future, it generally involves a goat farm and some really cute babies, but I’ve blurred out the vision of that burly be-flanneled man of my dreams. It seems that even though I will meet a guy and tell my friends, “I think I can be with this guy for more than a few months! Yay!” A week or a month later, I’m already washing my hands of another false start. It’s not like I can’t relate to or love men, but all my closest relationships are to ex-boyfriends. It’s for this reason that I’ve set up marriage promises. Lots of them. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Ryan Is Happy For Reese, Plus Hugh Hefner’s Infantalizing Proposal

  • Ryan Phillippe is totes happy for his ex-wife Reese Witherspoon, who just got engaged to Jim Toth. “I wish nothing but the best for the mother of my children,” he said. [NY Daily News]
  • John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin-Mellencamp are breaking up after 20 years of marriage. [Huffington Post]
  • Apparently, Alex Rodriguez’s kids prefer ex-girlfriend Kate Hudson to current squeeze Cameron Diaz. But how will they feel about the inevitable next blonde in his rotation? [Us Weekly]

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Just Leaked: Justin Timberlake’s “Take You Down”


Justin Timberlake, who fancies himself an actor now, has recorded a new track and it’s leaked onto the internet. Above, a possibly unfinished “Take You Down.” Could that be a reference to his desire to win an Oscar this year for his role in “The Social Network”? (Fat chance of that happening.) Even though I am a diehard JT fan, I have to say if this is the best he can do after a few years away from the studio, then, yeah, I agree with him that he’s “not ready to record a new album.” Weak sauce. Your acting dreams have made you soft, Justin. [MTV] Keep reading »

Pinch Your Pennies In Style

This cute little coin purse tells a heavy truth in grand floral style. Sure, the economy sucks, but look at those cheery daisies, think happy thoughts, and then dig out a couple quarters to buy yourself a Twix bar.

[$8.00 Fred Flare]

“Bikini Bottom Groom & Go” For Kids Sounds More Wrong Than It Is

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Michelle Williams Shows Her Oral Pride

“I thought, ‘I’ve never seen that before in a movie and I’m proud to be the first [to have an onscreen oral sex scene]. Good on us for making that happen … As the woman in the situation that was in question, I found absolutely nothing scandalous, tawdry or disgusting about it … when we shot that scene, both Ryan and Derek said to me, ‘If this bothers you when you see it in the movie, we’ll take it out.’”

Michelle Williams on her oral sex scene with Ryan Gosling in “Blue Valentine.” Clearly, it did not bother her both onscreen and off. I am going to partially attribute that to Ryan Gosling’s studliness. He must be easy to have between the legs. [via Huffington Post] Keep reading »

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