This nail polish name makes me feel like a stranger is offering me candy to get in his van. Shudder. I can believe this was just chillin’ like whaaaa at my local drugstore in the aisle I spend the most money/time in. Creepiest nail polish name ever! Also, this slutty red is for women over 18. I should know, it’s my fave color. Keep reading »
Given that this was the first award show, um, ever — well, since I was legal — that I’ve watched stone cold sober, I was incredibly entertained y the Golden Globes this year. There were so many great moments, but I’ve narrowed it down to the 13 that really mattered, presented in photo, video, and GIF form. Enjoy!
You know what gives me confidence in a law firm? A badly rendered dancing, rapping squirrel. And that’s exactly what the baby geniuses at Greenstein and Milbauer decided to use in this “1-800-Victim-2″ commercial for their law firm. Which I’ve seen approximately 977 times while watching “Maury Povich.” [YouTube
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You’ve seen one guy in a tux, you’ve seen ‘em all, right? Wrong. Here at the 25 hottest dudes who suited up for the 2011 Golden Globes.
Saturday night’s Miss America pageant should have come down to three ladies: Miss New York, who was running on a gay rights platform; Miss Delaware, who suffers from alopecia and is bald; and above, Miss Arkansas Alyse Eady, whose talent was this amazingly bizarre ventriloquism act. Sadly, a blonde robot hailing from Nebraska won the coveted title. Boo. Hiss. [via Buzzfeed
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“I think there will be a collective sigh amongst women across the United States when I say he’s not my lovah. He’s just an amazing friend for 10 years … but I don’t get his loving after dark.”
– Sandra Bullock denied the rumors that she and newly single Ryan Reynolds are doing the horizontal polka when asked by Al Roker. I wish he had asked her if she’s seeing the same hairstylist as Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. [People] Keep reading »