Czech Beauty Queens Spanked After Sexy Handcuff Photos Surface

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Okay, false advertising. No actual Czech beauty queens actually get spanked in this story. But the lovely ladies in the Miss Czech 2011 pageant were sternly warned they could be disqualified after photos appeared of them playing with sex toys, including handcuffs. Kinky Czech beauty queens are just about the only beauty queens I can handle, frankly. The women were reportedly drunkenly celebrating at a birthday party when the sex toys and the cameras came out. Come on, ladies! Amateur move right there. Nevertheless, I think it’s totally dumb that pageants based on looks try to make the contestants adhere to some B.S. “good girls don’t!” ideal. Good girls do, duh. [The Sun UK] Keep reading »

DIY Tattoo From God, Anyone?

Chris Eckert’s Auto Ink DIY tattoo machine will grace you with some ink via divine intervention:

Auto Ink is a three axis numerically controlled sculpture. Once the main switch is triggered, the operator is assigned a religion and it’s corresponding symbol is tattooed onto the person’s arm. The operator does not have control over the assigned symbol. It is assigned either randomly or through divine intervention, depending on your personal beliefs.

I’m not going to pretend to know what that means or how the dang thing works. I’m no physicist. My personal belief is that I should choose my own tattoo. I believe in free will. So that’s a NO THANKS for me. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber Refuse to Accept New Haircut

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It’s been just over a week since teenage heartthrob Justin Bieber got the haircut that made headlines, but some fans are still in denial over the loss of his luscious, side-swept locks.

At least that’s the sentiment sweeping the Bieber blog Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber, which posts photographs of women — many of whom are lesbians — who happen to resemble the 17-year-old teen sensation.

Now, for a blog that updates on a daily basis, you’d think there would already be several postings of female doppelgangers proudly copying Bieber’s new ‘do.

Wrong. Read more… Keep reading »

David Arquette ‘Fine’ After Head-On Car Crash

David Arquette has been involved in a head-on car crash in West Hollywood, and while TMZ reports that the actor was on the ground bleeding, Arquette’s publicist tells Celebuzz the actor is “fine and on his way to be treated.”

In photos posted on TMZ, Arquette is seen laying on the grass just feet away from the accident. Arquette reportedly swerved into oncoming traffic in his silver Cadillac to avoid hitting a car that stopped short, hitting a black SUV head-on. The passenger-side airbag in the other car is seen deployed, and Arquette’s hood is totally folded in. Read more… Keep reading »

Charlie Sheen’s “Chipped Warlock Fang” Caused Spat With Bree Olson

“I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her.”

Charlie Sheen explains to TMZ what caused the temporary breakup between him and goddess/girlfriend Bree Olson/Rachel Oberlin last night. Chipped warlock fangs aside, it’s not the slightest bit surprising that Charle Sheen continues to take his anger out on the women in his life. Read more here. Keep reading »

Charlie Sheen And One Of The Goddesses Broke Up For A Hot Second

Last night at Sober Valley Lodge, Charlie Sheen announced via his Guinness World Record-breaking Twitter, Bree Olson aka Rachel Oberlin left the building. No reasons were given for her sudden departure, but no matter! As the goddesses are totally disposable and easily replaced, Sheen announced he was taking applications. But then! Bree/Rachel returned! And all was well again, with all three parts of Charlie’s heart full. This is like a really f**ked up fairy tale, huh? [TMZ] Keep reading »

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