Ladies, Stop Crying! Your Tears Turn Him Off!

Well, crap. Turning dudes on — I’ve been doing it wrong. Apparently, bawling my eyes out in front of a man isn’t the way to get his d**k hard. This revelatory information is brought to you by a new study which shows a female tears emit signals that actually turn men off. Male participants who sniffed “odorless tears” (do tears usually smell?) from women who cried during a sad movie had lower testosterone levels and were less sexually aroused by or attracted to the opposite sex than male participants who sniffed salt water. The explanation? For starters, when people cry in the presence of another person, they’re seeking comfort, a biological fact that is unique to humans; no other animals cry when they’re in distress. Additionally, the tears shed because of heightened emotion are chemically different than those that spill over when you’re, say, chopping onions. So, basically, “if women are communicating a chemical message that they need comfort, not sex, it seems appropriate that a man’s testosterone level would take a dive.” Possibly more interesting than the ZOMG revelation that men don’t sprout boners when women are sobbing is that researchers also think there could be a connection between emotional tears and lowering aggression. So, like, turning on the waterworks when your man is being an a-hole could make him chill out? Oh wait — tried, tested, knew that already. [ABC News] Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad & The WTF Of Celebrity Fashion At The People’s Choice Awards

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Unfortunately, I was at a really boring party last night and missed the People’s Choice Awards. I checked out the celebrity fashions today, though, and I have to say I was quite shocked. Of course, there were some stunning and good fashions, but there were more bad ones. And even some that made me say, “WTF?!” Keep clicking to see the fashions from the People’s Choice Awards of 2011.

The Ouija Board Predicts Yes, There Will Be A Film About The Game

The Ouija board has been the preferred form of occult entertainment for middle school sleepovers throughout time. I mean, how else would I have known that I’m going to have my first child when I’m 32? Wait! I am 32! Holy crap! I’m about to get pregnant any minute now. But I digress, the important news here is that “Charlie’s Angels” director McG has signed on to direct “Ouija,” the film based on the freaky board game. What will it be about? A horror flick? A comedy? The story line is being kept about as mysterious as the game itself. But I swear it’s happening. I swear, I’m not making it up. A spirit told me. I didn’t push the marker. It wasn’t me. I wasn’t even touching it! [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

18 Members Of The Celebrity DUI Club

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You’d think that if you were a famous actor or actress, you could afford to get a driver for a wild night out or, gasp, just call a cab. But it seems like celebrities are constantly getting DUIs. Jaime Pressly of “My Name Is Earl” is the latest to be arrested for the offense. Officers supposedly pulled her over in Santa Monica last night and gave her a field sobriety test, which she failed. She was arrested for suspected intoxication and her bail was set at $15,000, which TMZ notes is considerably higher than usual and could signal that her blood alcohol content was off the charts. But there’s no word from her camp on the incident so far. [TMZ]

Please, people—don’t you remember the videos from driver’s ed class? Drinking and driving is really not something to take lightly. After the jump, the celebrity DUI hall of shame.

Watch The “Black Swan” Makeup Tutorial That’s Actually Biting Social Commentary


Maybe you haven’t seen “Black Swan” yet, but everyone by now knows that movie is CRAZY. True story: yesterday I saw “Black Swan” and as the credits were rolling, my mom goes, “Which one was Winona Ryder?” And I said, “The crazy one.” And then some random woman who overheard us added, “They were all crazy.” You know what else is crazy in that movie? The makeup. That’s why YouTube star GlowPinkStah has filmed herself doing a wacky-ass “Black Swan” makeup tutorial for Natalie Portman‘s signature look. But seriously, no one watches her videos to see her do makeup. Her ridiculously dry sense of humor and biting social commentary is worth the spoilers. If you’ve seen “Black Swan,” it will make more sense. But either way, go get yourself a diaper because you’re gonna pee yourself laughing. It’s … dare I say … perfect. [YouTube] Keep reading »

The Celebrity Rebound Hall Of Fame

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Christina Aguilera is committing rebound sins left and right. TMZ reports that X-tina, Jordan Bratman, and Matthew Rutler have all been living as one big, awkward “Three’s Company” episode gone terribly wrong. Christina moved Matt into her pad a few weeks ago but Jordan did not more out. She was so graciously letting her soon-to-be ex husband stay in the house for the sake of their son, Max. But his meal ticket is up. Yesterday, a moving truck showed up to fetch Jordan’s things and get him out for good. Shameful. [TMZ]

Click through to see some of the most ill-advised rebound couples of all time.

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