What Are We Listening To This Week?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 19, 2011

The Walmart Bounce Is Sweeping The Aisles

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 19, 2011
Thank you, Mr. Ghetto, for teaching us the latest dance craze, the Walmart bounce. Whatta whatta whatta whirl! It's true! Da club is so over, the new hot spot to meet somethin' is Walmart. It makes perfect sense. Everything a lady needs to stay sassy and classy can be found in the aisles of a… More »

Pejazzling Is Exactly What You Think It Is

I guess what's good for the goose is really good for the gander. Or at least what's good for Jennifer Love Hewitt is also good for … guys. We've been making fun of the art of vajazzling for years now. But now it appears that one dude—British reality television star Mark Wright, to… More »

Why I Don’t Feel Too Bad For Maria Shriver

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 19, 2011
Like many women before her, Maria Shriver is doing the rounds as the disgraced political spouse. She's on the cover of People magazine — "Maria's Broken Heart!" trills the cover line — and she's a guest on one of Oprah's very last shows. (In fact, on Tuesday night when the identity of Arnold… More »

The Schwarzenegger Kids React To Their Father Admitting He Has A Love Child

It's hard to imagine that Arnold Schwarzenegger's four kids aren't pretty pissed at him right about now. On Tuesday, Patrick Schwarzenegger, 17, tweeted, “Some days you feel like s**t, some days you want to quit and just be normal for a bit, yet i love my family till death do us apart.” But o… More »

Tilda Swinton Got A Bad Ass Haircut

By: Julie Gerstein / May 19, 2011
Tilda Swinton's bob in her new series of ads for Pringle of Scotland is absolutely breathtaking. We thought she was pretty badass before, but her new cut, which Swinton dubbed "warrior girl fringe," takes her over the edge. Utter hairspiration. [Daily Mail]… More »