Oh man, there are lots of realllllllly emotional, pathetic, wimpy songs written by guys out there. I would offer commentary on their sappiness, but it is just not necessary. Thought of a song I missed? Put the lyrics in the comments! And get out your Kleenex — you’ll laugh so hard at these boys crying that you’ll shed a few tears.
10. “Take what’s left of this man/Make me whole once again/’Cause I want you/And I feel you/crawling underneath my skin/Like a hunger/Like a burning/To find the place I’ve never been/Now I’m broken/And I’m fading/I’m half the man I thought I would be/You can have/All that’s left/Yeah, yeah, yeah/What’s left of me.” – “What’s Left Of Me”, Nick Lachey Keep reading »
“The guy I’m dating is seriously under-endowed. Is this a total deal-breaker?” — Dick-appointed, via email
Have you had sex already? If you have, then you know the answer better than I do. Just ask yourself this: Was it good?
When women experience orgasms during sex, it usually has nothing to do with how far in a penis goes or how wide. Most women’s orgasms are clitoral, and are achieved when pressure from the man’s pelvic bone rubs against her. The G-spot (which needs to be stimulated in order for a vaginal orgasm to be achieved) doesn’t exist in every woman, but those who do have it can reach it with their finger. I don’t know when the last time you measured your finger was (I measure mine all the time), but it’s not that long. Get my drift?
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I love makeover shows, but they piss me off when the person they’re “making over” already HAS style, whether that style is in vogue or not. For example, last night i caught an episode of How Do I Look?, one of the more annoying makeover shows simply because of host Finola Hughes. Her subject was cute goth Plum who seriously DID NOT want to be made over. Her general distaste for the whole process was refreshing, really, and I totally admire her for saying just how shallow this crap is. Shallow and FUN for viewers, yes, but life-changing it is not. Clip above! Keep reading »
With fresh highlights, no less! Lookin’ good-ish, Brit! [Hollywood, 7/8/08] Keep reading »
The Frisky‘s first annual HOTNESS AWARDS is dedicated to honoring this year’s 20 hottest people, places, and things, as picked by YOU. So to get started, we want to hear your opinions on who and what are the ultimate in contemporary hotness. Check out the twenty award categories here, and send us your nominations. Pick who and whatever you want — there are no limits. We’ll announce the finalists later in July, at which time the voting will begin! Later today we’ll start showing you our own ballots — but don’t worry, our votes count as much as yours, we’re just here to give you some inspiration. Keep reading »
I have a bit of a foot problem. For whatever reason, despite fairly frequent pedicures, especially during the winter months (which I pay for less out of vanity and more because I friggin’ lovvvvve a salon massage chair [that does the kneeding NOT the vibrating, FYI]), my feet, while perfectly shaped (fact), are so dry, they peel. Maybe it’s because I under moisturize them, but then again, the only place I moisturize is my face, because I am low maintenance. Couple this natural dry peeling with my OCD, and you’ve got many wasted hours sitting in front of the TV, peeling off bits of my foot skin. I know this is disgusting, but there is a point to the madness of this post. I have just discovered the Ped-Egg and I am forever changed. Should they desire my services I would become their version of Jessica Simpson for Pro-Active. For serious. Keep reading »
This photo made us laugh so hard because it looks like Jessica is just an extra appendage on Tony’s body. FREAKY. [Janesville, WI, 6/27/08] Keep reading »