In Praise Of Angry Sex

Mostly, I’m a girl who mopes when she’s upset. I’m not intending to be passive-aggressive: I simply turn inwards when I feel disappointed, sad or hurt. Like many women, none of those feelings leave room for me to feel at all sexual. I simply cannot compartmentalize myself like that. Up until recently, I would have added “angry” to the list of adjectives that are a personal boner killer. And then I had angry sex and realized, “This. Is. Awesome.” Keep reading »

Kitty Likes To Ride His Pet Spider

To be clear, this isn’t just any cat riding a remote-controlled spider in a state of total glee. It’s a deaf cat, and his name is Kitty (because, the owner says, it can’t hear its name anyway). Either way, Kitty, who is technically a kitten, appears to love riding his pet spider. As for Cesar, the family’s Corgi dog, he could give a hoot. Or maybe, as their owner says, he “wants to protect the kitten from the evil spider toy.” [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

14 Celebrities Behaving Badly In Strip Clubs

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This morning, we awoke to the news that David Arquette has checked into rehab at the Betty Ford Center. (Wonder if he waved to Lindsay Lohan while she was on her way out?) Sources say he’s seeking help for his drinking, depression, and “broken heart.” And possibly, a stripper problem. Radar Online has dug up the dirt on an incident that happened a few weeks ago at Skins, a strip club in Los Angeles. Apparently, David was extremely drunk and dropped more than $2,000 in a few hours there. “David appeared wasted and was enjoying himself with multiple dancers all night,” a source said. “The girls were naked and all over him and he loved the attention. … Things got very kinky and it was clear to me that he was trying to take his mind off his marriage troubles.” [Radar Online]

Oh, the things celebs do when they get around boobies and booze. Haven’t they figured out that if they go to a strip club, someone will tattle on them? After the jump, more stars and their strip club adventures.

Hanging With The New Year’s Bears

While you were off drinking and carousing with your friends this past New Year’s, the fine people of Comanesti, Romania, were participating in maybe one of the coolest New Year’s rituals on earth. Each year, town residents dress up as bears and travel from house to house and dance to ward off evil. As you do. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

A 10-Point Plan To Get Lindsay Lohan Back On Top

Hallelujah! Lindsay Lohan is finally out of rehab. After three months at the Betty Ford Center, Lindsay’s completed her required rehab and is now free to go. Reportedly, she’ll be staying a few more days to finalize everything, and then she’s on her own. After the jump, we’ve developed a 10-point program to get her back on top where she belongs. Keep reading »

Gwyneth Paltrow Got Advice From Robert Downey Jr. On Playing An Alcoholic

Gwyneth Paltrow says that learning to belt out twangy tunes for the movie “Country Strong” was a challenge. But the hardest part of her role as Kelly Canter, a country singer on the comeback trail after going to rehab, was learning to play an alcoholic. So how did Gwynnie do it? She consulted her good bud, Robert Downey Jr. “I just couldn’t understand how you could be so drunk that you could wreck people’s lives and then wake up the next day and pretend everything was fine. I struggled with that,” she said. “I asked Robert, ‘How does this work?’ He was really articulate about addiction and the psychology behind it. He really helped me a lot.” We hope she just asked him with choicer words than, “What was it like when you were a total f**k-up?” [Huffington Post]
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