The Daily Ovulation: A 5-Year-Old Shows Off Her Make-Up Skills

Julie Gerstein / September 16, 2011

Kindergartner Madison really loves makeup and has a very patient mama who helps make instructional videos. This one features Madison showing off her latest Halloween creations — a sunflower face! In other news, have you ever noticed how little kids talk like drunk adults? [Rats Off]… More »


7 Prepackaged Responses To The Question, “Why’d You Break Up?”

Stephanie Georgopulos / September 16, 2011

Expected but rarely warranted, the why-did-your-relationship-end question may be even more despicable than the why-are-you-single question. After all, asking someone why their relationship drank Drano implies that you have a vested interest in one’s sacred bond with another person—you don’t. This is not an Us Weekly interview, I am not Jennifer Lopez, and unless your… More »


Topman Pulls Domestic Violence-y “I’m Sorry But You Provoked Me” T-Shirt

Jessica Wakeman / September 16, 2011

Topman, the men’s version of the British chain Topshop, has pulled two super-douchey T-shirts.

One of Topman’s Ts suggests domestic violence with the words up top, “I’m so sorry but …” and then a checklist of excuses like “you provoked me,” “I was drunk,” and “I didn’t mean it.” Ick, right? The other,… More »


The Muppets Spoof “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo”

Yee haw! It’s a new “Muppets” spoof trailer. This time Fozzie Bear, the Swedish Chef, Jason Segel and crew have created “The Pig With The Froggy Tattoo,” their take on “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.” This should start your Friday lunch hour off on the right note. [Huffington Post]… More »


12 Celebs With Naughty Piercings

Ami Angelowicz / September 16, 2011

Lady Gaga (or should we call her Lady Labia?) debuted her new vagina piercing in New York City this week. It appeared to be purposeful fashion choice, but you never know, it could have been a clit slip. Well anyhow, now we know for sure that she has lady parts. [ONTD]… More »


Girls Wear Too Much Makeup, So UK School Removes Mirrors From Girls’ Bathrooms

Jessica Wakeman / September 16, 2011

Talk about an “extreme makeover”: a UK high school removed mirrors from the girls’ bathrooms after girls flouted the dress code rules about makeup. Shelley College in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, once allowed female pupils over age 14 to wear “discreet” makeup. But “five or six girls … the ones who wear the most makeup” continually… More »