I Will Not Be Having A Funeral Wedding

According to USA Today, the new “it” wedding venues are funeral homes. Why? Well, because as we all know, the economy sucks, and funeral homes can offer a more readily available, less expensive, yet equally beautiful setting for the budget wedding. According to a recent survey, about 10 percent of funeral homes currently offer wedding services. “A lot of (traditional wedding facilities) are shutting down because of the economy, while we (funeral homes) aren’t going anywhere,” said the spokesman for the National Funeral Directors Association. “In our community, two banquet halls closed because of the economy.” Can’t stop death, huh? “A banquet hall is a banquet hall, and a chapel is a chapel. If you can get past the cemetery [in the driveway], it’s going to be beautiful,” said the national chairwoman of the National Association of Wedding Professionals. OK, stop right there. I’ve heard enough. Keep reading »

Oh, Lovely: Jesse James And Kat Von D Are Engaged!

And he lived happily ever after! Isn’t this romantic — Jesse James and Kat Von D are engaged! Sandra Bullock‘s scuzzy ex-husband confirmed to People that he proposed to his equally as tattooed girlfriend. “2010 was actually the best year of my life because I fell in love with my best friend,” he told the magazine. “An amazing woman who stood behind me when the world turned their backs.” Oh, give me a break. I’m sending this adult baby a pacifier for a wedding gift. [People] Keep reading »

10 Celebs Who Rocked “The Rachel”

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Yesterday, I told you about Jennifer Aniston’s recent confession that she absolutely hated “The Rachel” haircut she sported while on “Friends.” That haircut, of course, goes down in history as one of the most popular haircuts ever. When Aniston first debuted the cut as Rachel Green in 1994, I don’t think anyone realized what an out of control craze the excessively layered, shaggy bob would become. And it wasn’t just regular folk who were obsessed with the look — Aniston had her copycats in Hollywood too. Oh yes, “The Rachel” poisoned Tinseltown as well — and it continues to, even now. Here are 10 other celebs who wore “The Rachel.”

Do It: Take Maxim’s “For The Ladies” Sex Survey

Lunch time! You know what you should do while you nosh on that overpriced salad? Fill out Maxim‘s LADIES ONLY sex survey. They’ve asked us to hook them up with the intelligent, sassy, snarky pool of ladies that read this blog in hopes that you’ll provide their readers with the information they’re desperate to know about the mysterious female psyche. Keep reading »

Willow Smith To Star In An “Annie” Remake?

If you pick up a photo of me as a kid, there is an 85 percent chance that I will be wearing a red curly wig in it. And if you watch any home videos, I will no doubt be singing either “The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow” or “It’s A Hard Knock Life.” That’s because I was beyond obsessed with the 1982 movie, “Annie,” in which a precocious orphan is adopted by the mega-rich Daddy Warbucks. (Side note: I recently read that Aileen Quinn, who played Annie, is now a theater professor. You go, girl. No word on whether Sandy the dog is still barking.)

So, I’m a tad bit concerned that Will Smith is looking to remake the classic movie. Keep reading »

Mind Of Man: Why Men Cheat (The Abbreviated Version)

So long as love rides shotgun in your life, nothing can ever truly be that bad. It is the singular prize that trumps all others, the reward that sweetens every success. Truly, it is the hot fudge on the ice cream scoops of personal achievement. Now, excuse me while I puke a little in my mouth. Actually, I’m going to shotgun a cheap beer and play some Grand Theft Auto 4 to make amends for such an unforgivably cheeseball observation. More on love and rewards and, ZOMG, trust, after the jump…. Plus, a fable!

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