I Wanna Dress Like: Lisa Turtle, Bayside High’s Style Maven

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Lark Voorhies, who played Lisa Turtle on “Saved by the Bell,” appears to have done some cosmetic surgery to her face after hearing news of a possible reunion movie. The rumored surgery must have been recent, though, because she looked like a more mature version of her “old self” on the cover of People earlier this month. A Florida-based plastic surgeon told Star magazine that it appears Lark had an eye lift and a lot of Botox. While I’ll admit she does look a helluva lot different, I’m not convinced surgery did all the damage — Lark also looks like a ghostly makeup casualty.

I’ve chosen to remember Lark’s glory days when she was playing style icon Lisa Turtle. You know you envied her wardrobe as a kid, but now as an adult you can dress exactly like her, and you don’t even need filthy rich parents.

Today’s Lady News: Don’t Hate Carrie Prejean Because She’s Beautiful, Says Trump

  • Last night on “Letterman,” Donald Trump shared his cockamamie theory that America hates beauty queen Carrie Prejean, who tussled with Perez Hilton over gay marriage, simply because she is so pretty! [Gawker]—Right. We don’t hate the Miss America runner-up because she’s a bigot. We’re just jealous of those fake boobs that the Miss California Organization paid for!
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    Gallery: Oprah Says Jay-Z Smells Great, Plus Other Celebs With Unique Aromas.

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    Oprah hearts Jay-Z. Last night on her bestie Gayle King’s radio show, she talked about meeting the husband o’ Beyonce. “He was so charming and delightful—and he smelled so good,” she said. “It’s the kind of thing where you hug a guy and the scent is sort of buried in them. When we went to the second location I could still smell him on me it was like, ‘Oh my, this is wonderful!” [People]

    So how do other celebs smell? Read on.

    Tabloid Cheat Sheet: John Edwards’ Baby Mama, Kourtney’s Abortion Dilemma, Jon & Kate Plus Annoying

    This week’s humpday brought on lots of, well, humping. If it’s not about baby daddys, baby mamas, or new relationships, it’s not in the tabloids this week. And let me remind you—it is the time of the season for loving. If you haven’t had a summer fling (or five), it’s time to claim yours and get in some kissing under the boardwalk. And because you should be busy with your summer lovin’, I’m going to recap this week’s tabloids so you can’t use reading them as an excuse to stay in tonight. Keep reading »

    Fashion First: Wearing A Thong Bikini

    Amber Rose showed off her impressive rump in a G-string bikini while vacationing with Kanye West in Miami Beach. She pretty much had a piece of orange floss up her butt, which makes me wonder what the front is like. She has quite the cajones to strut around like that, especially when Kanye is fully clothed, but she was a stripper.

    Although I don’t have a stripper past, I did find it liberating to wear a thong string bikini while on vacay in the Bahamas. I’d been working at a sex store and fell in love with a white, ruffled bikini that had pink piping along the edges, but the bottom was a thong. I decided to buy it anyway. Keep reading »

    Who Doesn’t Want Their Ass To Wink?

    You know what the ass of your jeans is missing? Eyes. Eyes that wink. Retiree and grandfather of seven, William A. Jones, thinks so anyway. That’s why he’s invented Winkers, “the pants (or jeans) whose rear winks as the wearer walks.” Says the redonkulous press release we received today:

    Mr. Jones says that the idea came to him when he admired a woman walking towards him and, as men do, checked her out as she passed him. He could have sworn that her elegantly jeans-clad behind sort of winked at him. He then thought that people-watching would be more interesting if their pants were adorned with eyes at the precise fold created by the motion of walking. Mr. Jones experimented with his daughter’s jeans and was quite pleased with the result: when he applied his technique of accurate placement, the pants
    did wink!

    Eureka! But that’s not all… Keep reading »

    Crave: Zebra Stripe Skinny Jeans

    Finally, some animal print pants to wear so you’ll fit in during all-night “Real Housewives Of New Jersey” viewing sessions. Sure, leopard print might be more New Jersey-erffic, but we can definitely get on board with this overture by Forever 21 at Fabulosity, too. It takes a fashionista of hearty stock to pull off zebra print skinny jeans, but we have faith that you can do it. [$36, Forever 21] Keep reading »

    Paula Abdul Flirting With “American Idol” Again

    “American Idol” and Paula Abdul are stringing us along in a wicked game of will-they-or-won’t-they, and our hearts can take it no longer. Just when we were trying to move on after the Paula-”Idol” breakup and were getting kind of excited over the fact that Posh Spice, Katy Perry, Mary J. Blige, Shania Twain, and Joe Jonas would be stepping in to guest judge the “Idol” auditions, Paula’s dropped a bomb. She and “Idol” aren’t completely finished, and she may run back to the show after all. Paula, don’t mess with our hearts like that! Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: Fabio, Hollywood’s Last Beefcake, Makes An Appearance

    Huge muscled men just don’t seem to be in style anymore, but don’t tell Fabio, because a chiseled physique works for him. [West Hollywood, 8/18/09] Keep reading »

    Would You Wear Canvas Shoes To Your Wedding?

    What if it was for a really good cause? Forget your dainty stilettos, satin-covered pumps or even blue suede shoes, because if TOMS founder (and super hottie) Blake Mycoskie has his way, the shoe of choice for blushing brides will be a pair of canvas slip-ons. The charitable company, which donates shoes to needy children with every purchase, is encouraging brides and grooms to outfit their entire party with their footwear, and they’re sweetening the deal by offering a group discount. Interested brides and singles alike should check out the special page they’ve created for details. Honestly, it shouldn’t even take that much convincing. Anything besides making people wear Crocs for your wedding (remember that trend?) is fine by us. Plus, think of all the good karma your marriage will reap! [Racked] Keep reading »

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