Ladies, This is My Future Boyfriend


I don’t know who this phantom saxophone player is, but I do know that we already have one very important thing in common — our undying love of adult contemporary sax solos. Mystery George Michael saxophone player, call me. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Awesome Affordable Etsy Find: I’d Never Spit On Your Spats

Spats! Shoe accessories of a bygone era. Or so you thought. These gorgeous art deco-inspired spats will amp up your boring shoe game with style. And because they’re so versatile, they can work with practically any shoe you’ve got in your closet. Why did these things go out of fashion again? [$58, Etsy] Keep reading »

Politician Asks If Women Can Have Abortions, Why Can’t He Have A Super-Toilet?

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San Fransisco smacked CPCs for misleading women about abortion. Read More »

“I’m all for energy conservation … [But] I think there should be some self-examination from the administration on the idea that you favor a woman’s right to an abortion, but you don’t favor a woman or a man’s right to choose what kind of lightbulb, what kind of dishwasher, what kind of washing machine.”

— Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) is upset that hippie BS like “environmental conservation” prevents him from owning a powerfully-flushing super-toilet, which is just downright unfair because women are allowed to terminate unwanted pregnancies. How can you argue with logic like that? Abortion: it’s like choosing a brand of lightbulb! [Talking Points Memo] Keep reading »

The Best & Worst Looks Of The Week!

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Stars: They’re just like us! Sometimes they have good fashion days, sometimes they look like hideous shlubs. Each week, we’ll round up the best of the best, and the, well, mistakes. Check out this week’s best and worst after the jump!

Dog Scoots Around


Meet Norman, a 20-month-old Briard (although Julie says he looks like a Muppet) from Canton, Georgia. While Norman likes standard puppy activities like fetch, eating trash, and barking at shadows, his favorite way to pass the time is by riding his scooter. Above, Norman in action. I clearly need to be encouraging Lucca to be more ambitious. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

Art Imitates Life For Paula Deen

I’ve been obsessing about Paula Deen since her appearance on “Top Chef.” I want to be friends with her. Since that’s not a reality yet, I’ve been spending a lot of time on the Tumblr blog, Paula Deen Riding Things and apparently, so has she. “I think it’s great to see how creative my fans are!… I feel like I’m the new ‘Where’s Waldo,’” she said of the blog. Clearly this one is inspired by the drunken ride she took on Chef Robert Irvine’s back last week. I hope she doesn’t corrupt poor Bambi. [Today] Keep reading »

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