Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
I get so depressed when I see a hot celebrity dude trying to deny they’re own God-given gorgeousness. When you are genetically superior, why not flaunt it instead of trying to cover it with a fugs beard or greasy hair? I understand that sometimes they’re doing it for a high-paying acting gig or something, but it’s not fair to us. We have to look at them that way for months. After the jump, some sexy men who fought the hot.
“It was definitely the Emily thing that set it off. When she came clean, it pulled on my heartstrings. I felt like I was competing for something I wasn’t necessarily sure I needed. You feel less deserving. They all have these stories and heartache and they need this love … Fighting other girls for a guy has never been my style. But had I stepped out of the limo and knew he was going to be my husband, I would have been in a stronger fight for him. But at the end of the day, did I see myself being his Texas housewife? Not sure. Could we have worked? Maybe. Probably not. He said he’d have a hard time bringing me home to his grandmother … I have always been into the darker side of things and love the mystery and sexiness of vampires. I became friends with the leader of the underground vampire world. He had a fangsmith so I had a pair made. I wore them for Halloween once and had such a blast that I brought them out on numerous occasions afterwards. It has become kind of my signature thing.”
– Madison Garton (aka Fang Girl) talking about her sudden and unexpected departure from “The Bachelor” last week. I was personally sad to see Fang Girl go. She was one of my favorite contestants ever. You can’t blame her for leaving. She is way too edgy for boring Brad Womack. But the interesting part of this is that she runs with the leader of the underground vampire world and visits a fangsmith. Tell me more about that, Fang Girl. [People] Keep reading »
Hint: she was born “Shana Hughes” and her parents are human, not trout… Keep reading »
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Security might feel nice, but that’s not all that you need. So, sit tight as this week gets a bit rocky, as new excitement will be gurgling and throwing you off your trajectory in a way that’ll challenge you. While this leaves new possibilities to open, keep an open mind about choosing which one to chase — looks may be deceiving.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Pull out that to-do list of yours, break it down and go one-by-one in tackling them. Yes, time to cut it up into bits and stop freaking yourself out. You can do whatever you set your mind to, as long as you get some organization. While that alone is a huge feat unto itself, don’t stop to think, as there’s no more time to waste.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You’re a sexy little vixen that can dream a little dream and know how to make it come true. Of course, if it were all up to you, your life would come with a bow on top, but it’s not and for that, you are going to have to learn to be a little more patient with the world around you. Not that you haven’t already been an angel, but now it’s about being fair to everyone.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Pick up the pace! Keep coming up with ideas and throwing them out there. Right now is your ideas phase and maintain the motivation to put more irons in the fire. No thought is too ridiculous or impossible, but even if it were, let the universe decide. Now is about creating momentum, so chug-chug-your booty along!
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Ruthlessness may help, but not now. Time to hit the cruise control button and let your work speak for itself. If you truly trust yourself, you’ll see that you’ve done all the work necessary on your part. So, in the meantime, reward yourself with something that’ll soothe your soul, as now is the time to let yourself play as hard as you’ve worked.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Don’t jump the gun on what’s happening, as it’ll be hard to decipher who is telling you the truth and who is lying — there is more to the story than what you’re hearing. However, this isn’t the time to push anything too hard, as the answers will need their own time to come out and in just the way that’ll make everyone want to move ahead positively.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Forget about trying to be a control freak now, because a very lax attitude is going to be taking place among the people around you, and it might make you feel like you have to go at it alone. Whatever, go ahead and put in the work, as the more you sweat now, the more power you will fill up on and in the end, that is what will matter.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You may have the world in your pocket, but that doesn’t mean you can act any way you want. Yes, strategy is a must as you move ahead — and that may mean killing another with kindness to ultimately get what you need down the line. As it goes, there is way more potential to be had, so bide your time and that pot of gold will be all yours for the taking.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
It’s not like there isn’t love in your heart, but when it comes down to the daily grind, it’ll feel as if there’s no romance. Sorry to say, not every day can be a parade and that’s just a fact of life. Don’t stop to deconstruct it, because it’ll only wind up being a self-sabotaging mission. Instead, accept you can’t be impervious to the ups and downs, and that you’ve just started a temporary descent.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You love having something to toss around in your head, so consider yourself lucky as this week kicks off with a new list of questions that’ll have your mind racing around like a sewer rat. However, as much as you’ll want to bat the possibilities around, the truth is you’re going to have to walk through this fire to get what you want out of it, even if it’s just peace of mind.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Traditions are great if they really work for you. This week, you may find what you’ve been taught goes against what is best for you in the end; it’ll be up to you to push for what you truly want to believe in. Ask around, talk it out, do what you must, but the choice is up to you. Only you can set yourself onto the right path.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You may get away with more by saying what you know another wants to hear, but it’ll come back to bite you, as it’ll leave you having to fulfill certain demands that you won’t be able to blow off. Sorry to say, this isn’t the week you’ll be able to be as coy as you’d wish, as sensitive feelings are going to be out and it’ll require some real brain work to avoid stepping on emotional landmines.
Commitment seems like a great idea. You make your relationship more official and share your life with someone who’s not going to leave by the time morning arrives. But with any big idea, there are pros and cons attached to it. With commitment comes benefits, yes, but there’re also risks. It’ll do you good to think of what you stand to lose before you take the leap.