Javier Colon: 8 Things To Know About The First Winner Of “The Voice”

Javier Colon is to "The Voice" what Kelly Clarkson was to "American Idol." On last night's season finale, Javier beat out Dia Frampton, Vicci Martinez, and the awesome lady baldy Beverly McClellan to become the first winner of our new favorite singing show. He won by a margin of two percent of the vote, clenching… More »


5 Books That Changed My Life

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 30, 2011

Coming Soon: A Hilary Clinton Porn Spoof?

No, no, no, no, no. The other week, we introduced you to Sammie Spades, the porn star who has been in such hits as "White Bubble Butts #4m" and who, back in the day, was an intern in Hillary Clinton's Buffalo office. Sammie was lucky enough to snap a photo of herself with Hill that… More »


Michele Bachmann Doesn’t Call Herself A Feminist

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 30, 2011
I could not have been more annoyed when Sarah Palin called herself a "feminist." It wasn't because I think a hairy-legged, Diva Cup-loving separatist in Berkeley should get to decide what a feminist is. (I am quite sure she would take one look at my mani/pedi and send me back to the gallows for more… More »


40 Books You Shouldn’t Bother Reading

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 30, 2011

How To Get Closure In Your Relationship

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 30, 2011
How did I miss this masterpiece at the library by author Big Boom? What a funky nom de plume by the way! I look forward to learning more about how to keep my legs closed. [This Isn't Happiness]… More »