Please Date Me: Guy Who Owns This Sanomagic Wooden Bike

By: Julie Gerstein / June 16, 2011
Dear Guy, I like you. It's not only that you eschew polluting, noisy cars for streamlined, eco-friendly bike-mobiles, it's also that you've chosen Sueshiro Sano's Sanomagic Wooden Bike, a bike so retro-perfect, such an adorable fuse of form and function, that you clearly know how to live. Throw on your perfectly tailored Thom Browne suit… More »

Bud Light Lime’s Softcore UFC Ring Girl Ad: Innuendo With A Slice Of Lime

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 16, 2011
  Oh, beer advertisements. What would I blog about without you? Bud Light Lime's UFC sponsorship seamlessly blends panty-clad "ring girl" Arianny Celeste with "Bud Light" stamped on her ass (klassy!), lime slices gingerly covering her lady bits, and ultimate fighting/sexual innuendo like "I like a guy that can go more than one… More »

One Of These Carolina Herrera Gowns Could Be Kristen Stewart’s “Breaking Dawn” Wedding Dress

By: Julie Gerstein / June 16, 2011

With The Right Uniform, This Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Will Make Any Restaurant A “Breastaurant”

By: Andrea Grimes / June 16, 2011
A former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader has founded a website called BreastaurantUniforms.com, where restaurateurs can get help turning "any restaurant into a breastaurant!" There are a number of reasons I am not excited about making the world a more receptive place for breastaurants. More »

My Naughty Bits Won’t Stop Sweating

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 16, 2011
Usually I find The New York Times Style section to be embarrassingly behind the times. Recent articles include trend pieces on people playing Big Buck Hunter at bars and the popularity of Twitter hashtags. "What's next? An article about this new TV show called 'Jersey Shore'?" I am prone to joking. More »

The Love Guru: And Then It Happened

By: The Love Guru / June 16, 2011
The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. I am the mouse in this metaphor, Spontaneous Guy is the man, and the plan is to have "The Talk." Per Dr. Diana's instructions, I carefully crafted a strategy to initiate the exclusivity talk with Spontaneous Guy. We had plans on Friday night… More »