Last night’s season finale of “The Bachelor” was an incredible letdown. I felt pretty sure a few weeks back, when Brad Womack and Emily Maynard landed on their own private island and he broke into hives while trying to tell her how much he cared about her, that Emily would be his choice in the end. As expected, Brad let Chantal go in a burst of tears and then got down on one knee and slipped a big, glittering diamond on Emily’s finger. “I’ve wanted to tell you I’ve loved you for so long,” he said, before telling her she’s “the one.” Big duh.
But then came the “After the Final Rose” ceremony. Keep reading »
The Argument: Thanks to some newly acquired flesh bumps and shoulder spikes, Gaga bore a striking resemblance to a Klingon during her recent Grammy performance of “Born This Way.” If we don’t punish this blatant thievery now, it’s only a matter of time before Lady Gaga is sporting Commander Riker’s goatee beard on the cover of Vanity Fair.
The Verdict: Worf is victorious. Because Worf always wins.
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“I’m definitely having more sex than the average man. Yes, two or three women a night, trust me. The other day I slept with two women — not at the same time — because I was at home and they missed me. But you know, these are my friends; we missed each other. So I just want to give joy and good tidings, that’s what it’s all about.”
— Cee Lo Green brags about how much nookie he’s getting from friends-with-benefits these days. The title of his album, The Lady Killer, is no joke, y’all!
After the jump, Cee Lo on whether the ladies find him more attractive now that he’s a bajillionaire… Keep reading »
A few weeks back, Jimmy Kimmel
—and Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel, Sofia Vergara, Lindsay Lohan, and Eva Longoria—introduced us to Hottie Body Humpilates
. Now Anna Faris, Amanda Seyfried, January Jones, Kristen Bell, Zoe Saldana, Heidi Klum, Neil Patrick Harris, and many others have convinced us to try Kimmel’s “Jim Miracle Diet.” The plan? Jimmy eats four-fifths of your food, so you don’t have to! Love Scarlett Johansson
explaining she tried everything to lose weight, even “hiring a trainer to smack the food out of my hand.” And sorry, but that Jessica Biel
“before” photo is the funniest thing I’ve seen today. Though it is kinda early. [NY Post
] Keep reading »