Lindsay Lohan And Eva Longoria Want You To Try Humpilates


While most of Hollywood was feelin’ classy after the Academy Awards, a select group of starlets wasn’t afraid to get crass for the sake of fitness. On “Jimmy Kimmel Live: After the Academy Awards,” Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel and Sofia Vergara made a mock infomercial for a new workout craze called Hottie Body Humpilates. “Hump it up. Hump it down. Take a train to humpy town!” Jimmy sang, as the girls thrusted at oversized exercise balls. Then Eva Longoria appeared to give her glowing review of the workout: “I couldn’t stop humping! I hump everywhere—at work, at the beach, in the car.” Finally, Lindsay Lohan put in her two cents: “Lions hump upwards of 40 times a night. I’ve spent thousands of hours watching them.” Funny. Keep reading »

The Stunning, The Sort Of Strange & The Simply So-So On The 2011 Academy Awards Red Carpet

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Maybe it was the fact that I’ve been in an outrageously good mood for the last few days. Perhaps it was the delicious glass of wine I was drinking. Or maybe (almost) all the female celebs who walked the red carpet at last night’s Academy Awards really did look so incredible that I was hard-pressed to find anything I absolutely despised. How could I put together a Good, Bad & Ugly slideshow if the the worst I could find was “meh”? Even the WTF dresses walking the red carpet were WTF in a fun, fascinating way, rather than a “good god, who let her leave the house?!” sort of way. So, I decided to say, “To hell with it!” and dole out mostly love. Keep clicking to see which stars looked stunning, which were sort of strange, and who was simply so-so.

Charlie Sheen Says He Is On A Drug Called … Himself

“I am on a drug. It’s called … Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and children will weep over your exploded body. Too much? I woke up and decided I’ve been kicked around, I’ve been criticized, I’ve been the aww shucks guy with this bitchin’ rock star life and I’m finally going to completely embrace it. I’m gonna wrap both arms around it and love it violently.”

Charlie Sheen talks to “20/20″ about his recent woes, and rants lots more about “Two and a Half Men” creator Chuck Lorre and CBS, who he says he plans to sue for canceling his show for the remainder of the season. All I have to say is—whoa, dude. That is too much.

After the jump, Charlie on “The Today Show,” for more good-time lunacy. Keep reading »

Lady Gaga Dyes Bangs Black, Hopefully Does Not Start New Trend

Perfume that smells like a pricey hooker with notes of blood and semen? Okay, sure. Diet Coke cans used as hair rollers? Kind of genius, actually! Prosthetic facial horns? Um, freaking me out a little, but they’ll never permeate the masses. But bangs dyed a completely different color from the rest of one’s hair? This concerns me, as it’s just normal enough that regular folks could see Lady Gaga‘s latest hairstyle as something worth trying themselves. It’s kind of in the ombre/dip-dye family, only more skunk-like. Let’s make a promise to leave this one to Gaga, okay? Keep reading »

For The Week Of February 28-March 6, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Just stay on track, keep your priorities in order and all else will fall into place with your boo. As it goes, it’s their turn to make a move and chances are good they will follow. So look pretty and show off what you got while avoiding making any demands, because through osmosis, they will get it, and from there, life will evolve into a sweeter little tale of love and happiness.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’s not always about being over the top when it comes to adding some spice to your life. This week, to get the attention of your baby or whoever you’re eyeing, know it’s all about the little things, like being an ear for them to spill all their little trials and tribulations to. As it goes, once you win their trust, you’ll see a brand new twist to all that is love this week.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Put on your fancy shoes and prettiest looks, because it’s time to hit the town and spread your hotness all around. Yes, the stars have aligned, putting spontaneity and adventure on the agenda for you. Just don’t over think it or get ahead of yourself, as that’s the buzz kill that will ruin all. As it goes, be in the moment and let it unravel the way it must for optimum results.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Trust isn’t something you throw around easy, so when you arrive at a certain situation with that special someone, it will make you a bit anxious — but surprise surprise, seems they will be passing the test and proving that your idealism isn’t without merit. Yes, just when you thought you could lose all faith in humanity, this week’s turn of events will prove to be an optimist’s dream.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

It’s time to make some crucial decisions and stop teetering on the fence. If you really don’t know which way you want to go, don’t fret; by the week’s end, the answer will become clear. However, you’re going to have to throw the pragmatism aside to see it, as there will be no logic that can get in the way of what you must do next. Yes, time to truly be brave to forge ahead.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Time to indulge, because if you want to feel good anything soon, it’ll mean spoiling yourself. Sure, this might cost you more than you like, but you have to see everything you spend now as an investment in your sanity. As it goes, the future is unraveling and to make sure your mind doesn’t follow suit, keep it together by soothing yourself by spending some cold hard cash.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

One of those wake up and smell the truth moments is going to happen, as the scent of honesty will be so strong, that even you won’t be able to deny it anymore. However, don’t be scared, as what gets uncovered now will be a good shock to your system. These enlightening new facts can open up your world and heart in ways that’ll make you want to dive right in.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You’re going to have to be more flexible this week, as it’ll be flakes-r-us in your life. Yes, people won’t be responding quite as you like, but it’s not like you didn’t sense something in the air. You know it, your gut instincts will be working overtime, so do pay attention to the vibes you feel when meeting and greeting others, as this is the time you should feel free to jump the gun.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Big career changes are coming, putting you in the spotlight. Of course, not everyone will fall in line as easy as you’d like, but who cares. You’re the one with power now and there is no time for letting yourself be intimidated. So, to get into total “head bitch in charge” mode ASAP, start by practicing at home, as whipping others into submission may take a little practice to perfect.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The world will feel as if everything you’ve wanted has fallen at your feet, as love, life and career will start feeling like a dream. However, be careful with what’s real and what’s just in your head. Sure, it’s great to have aspirations and see the potential, but you have to be on the same page as others now to have it all truly come together. So, pay attention and avoid editing out what you really don’t want to see.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

There is no mountain too big for you to climb now, as you have everything in you to succeed—and that includes vision. So, don’t shortchange yourself by thinking you can’t, as putting yourself in the line of fire now will be what will ignite the energy in you to go that extra mile. Of course, it will require you make that leap of faith, so stretch out those legs and go!

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

A sweet surprise is in store for you and it may make you love your honey more than you could even imagine. Yes, big love and romance are all on the agenda, as well as hot sex and steamier conversations that have you both realizing how powerful fate truly is. However, no matter how much emotion fills your life, keep it hush-hush for now, as this time is just for you and your boo.

Helena Bonham Carter Wins At Life On The Oscar Red Carpet

We’ll be posting all about the Oscars tomorrow, but I couldn’t resist giving you a little tease. Helena Bonham Carter swore that she would be a “catastrophe” on the red carpet, but I think her Union Jack garter belt — on her calve?! — is pure insane genius. I love this woman so hard. Keep reading »

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