Sperm Bank Turning Away Redheads

Jessica Wakeman / September 20, 2011

The world’s largest sperm bank is turning away redheaded wankers, because no one wants their sperm. The director of Cryos International said the supply of redheads, who can make up to $500 for their DNA donation, far exceeds the demand. Instead, it is sperm donors with brown hair and brown eyes who are in the… More »


9 Better Applications Of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Than To Military Personnel

Woo hoo! At exactly 12:01 a.m. this morning, the Pentagon repealed “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” the Clinton-era policy that said gays and lesbians could serve in the military as long as they kept their personal life a secret. Finally, the military has let go of this ridiculous policy—which led gay military personnel to have to… More »


Theory: If The Gleeks Went To College, They’d Rule Their Respective Campuses

As the kids of McKinley High School enjoyed their summer vacations, much ado was made of the fact that—come tonight’s season premiere—Rachel Berry (Lea Michele), Finn Hudson (Cory Monteith) and Kurt Hummel (Emmy nominee Chris Colfer) will be seniors. Meaning that at the end of the season, they’ll graduate. “We didn’t want to have a… More »


What’s Happening Here? Bronzer Face Edition

Julie Gerstein / September 20, 2011

It’s weird enough that this model is walking the runway at the Carlos Diez Spring 2011 presentation in an adult size onesie covered with hairpieces. But then he’s also got a face full of bronzer like there’s no tomorrow. Like he fell face down in a pile of bronzer. Or cake batter. Or maybe mud? More »


Soapbox: Celebrate Your Dang Anniversary In Person—Not On Facebook!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 20, 2011

If you wish your spouse a happy anniversary in the privacy of your own home, does it count? Apparently not. I’ve noticed an influx of wedding anniversary, humblebrag updates on Facebook lately. Here are a few favorite examples posted in the last month*:

“Five years ago this very day, I married the ma… More »


The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Dancing With The Stars,” Take One

I won’t lie to you guys. I can’t watch “Dancing with the Stars” all the way through—it’s just so much filler. But that said, I do like to record it and fast forward to the performances. I have to say that last night, I was pretty impressed by the crew’s first efforts—from Chynna Phillip’s “I… More »