Vampire Bat Will Drink Your Milkshake!

Julie Gerstein / October 14, 2011

Yes, he will drink it up! You know, while he’s just chillin’, upside down. [World of Wonder]… More »

13 Places To Hide Your Vibe

Jessica Wakeman / October 14, 2011

Oh, the joys of family: this weekend my conservative older sister is coming to visit, which means I’ve got to get my act together. Sweep the floor. Hide the Percosets. And for God’s sake, unplug the vibrator. Luckily I have a designated “goodie drawer” where I keep my toys, but in high school I hid… More »

Kim Kardashian Dons A Burqa In Dubai

Jessica Wakeman / October 14, 2011

NOTE: We had to take the photo in question down (image rights issue) but you can see it here and continue to discuss. Sowwy!

Kim Kardashian isn’t known for covering up, so this photograph of her trying on a burqa in Dubai is … weird … to say the least. There’s at least… More »

Morning Quickies: Scarlett Johansson’s Nude Photo Hacker Says He’s “Addicted” To Snooping

Jessica Wakeman / October 14, 2011

The hacker who leaked Scarlett Johansson’s nude photos says he was “addicted” to snooping in celebrities’ email. Can you be addicted to snooping or does he just have bad morals? I’m going with the latter. At least Christopher Chaney of Florida feels some remorse for putting Scarlett’s nude pics all over the Internet. “These people… More »

The 8 Craziest Pregnancies Ever

Ami Angelowicz / October 14, 2011

Pregnancy is a miracle unto itself. So when you hear about a woman claiming to have gotten pregnant from a character in a 3-D porno film, you can’t help but have your mind blown. Is this the immaculate conception of the 21st Century or the world’s most creative excuse for cheating? You decide. Click through… More »

Lance Bass Is Killing Us (Not So) Softly

Julie Gerstein / October 14, 2011

Where to start, where to start? So, this is apparently a real thing that gay-SYNCer LANCE BASS crapped out of a mansion in Florida (it’s always Florida). Heart2Heart’s debut track, “Facebook Official” (brand placement, guyz), starts off with one of the five flat-ironed little moggins saying, “I wanna do this in the realest way I… More »