Cameron Diaz Loves Her Some Porn (With Bonus GIF!)

“I love porn! You know what I love about hotels? How discreet they are. They always give you that little thing at the bottom. ‘Your room will be charged the same as any other room, no titles will be used.’”

Cameron Diaz talks to Jimmy Kimmel about the thing she loves most about traveling. Oh, and she says something or another about her new movie, “Bad Teacher,” but when you’re talking about porn, no one is listening to anything else you say. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Tacos The Downfall Of “Fat” Miss San Antonio Beauty Queen

Beauty pageants are brutal, yo: Pageant officials have stripped Domonique Ramirez, 17, of her Miss San Antonio beauty queen title and handed off the tiara to another girl because, among other violations, Ramirez reportedly got too fat from eating tacos.

The Miss Bexar County Organization stripped Ramirez of her crown recently for contract violations like failing to show up for events, taking modeling gigs not sanctioned by the pageant, and not writing thank you notes. Oh, sweetie, your job isn’t that hard. She sued and the pageant filed a countersuit, itemizing the list of contract violations, which included her failure to maintain the same weight she was when she won the pageant. Domonique Ramirez clocks in at 5’8″ and 129 lbs, the porker! While testifying on the stand over the past week, Ramirez said she was told by pageant officials she had to lose 13 lbs. Keep reading »

The 8 Most Ridiculous “ANTM” Runway Shows

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Tyra Banks is always coming up with new ways to embarrass her model hopefuls on the runway. The “America’s Next Top Model” Cycle 16 premiere was no exception. For the newbies’ first runway show, they were forced to channel John Travolta in “The Boy in the Plastic Bubble” for Alexander Wang and Erin Wasson. The girls had to scurry like hamsters in their bubbles while trying to remain balanced on a 12-inch runway surrounded by a pool of water. Of course, a few of them fell and had to claw their way back to dry land. The rest of them just looked silly. So humiliating. After the jump, some more of the most ridiculous runways in “Top Model” history.

New Couple Alert: Kathy Griffin And Isaiah Mustafa

It seems like just yesterday that we alerting you to the fact that Isaiah Mustafa, aka “The Old Spice Guy,” was dating Neve Campbell. But he has apparently moved on. Rumor has it that he is now with Kathy Griffin. Yes, I repeat, Kathy Griffin. Maybe he likes the way she mocks his towel on the red carpet? Keep reading »

Lady Gaga Clarifies That Her Perfume Actually Smells Like An Expensive Hooker

“No, no, no. Actually the perfume smells like an expensive hooker … I wanted to extract sort of the feeling and sense of blood and semen from molecular structures, so that’s where [the rumors] came from and that is in the perfume but it doesn’t smell like that.”

– Lady Gaga clarifies that despite reports that her signature perfume would smell like blood and man spunk, it will just have the feeling of those things and will really just smell like a high-class whore. And for those of you who are disappointed by this news, here’s something to make you feel better — the blood, er, essence was taken from Gaga herself. So there’s that. [Fashionista] Keep reading »

Decode My Dream: I Cheat In My Sleep

I have been in a relationship with my first serious boyfriend for a little over a year. Our relationship is great and I am very much in love. A couple of weeks ago, I started having dreams about flirting with other men, being tempted to hook up with them, and even cheating on my boyfriend. Sometimes it was about guys that I know, but mostly it was about strangers. It lasted for about four nights in a row, but I haven’t had them since. I would never even think of cheating on my boyfriend, although I sometimes lose a bit of desire or sexual attraction towards him. I think he is the one, and even though that is absolutely great, I sometimes think about how I might never get to ”experience” dating and being single. So what do those dreams mean? — The Sleeper-Cheater

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