“I love porn! You know what I love about hotels? How discreet they are. They always give you that little thing at the bottom. ‘Your room will be charged the same as any other room, no titles will be used.’”
—Cameron Diaz talks to Jimmy Kimmel about the thing she loves most about traveling. Oh, and she says something or another about her new movie, “Bad Teacher,” but when you’re talking about porn, no one is listening to anything else you say. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Beauty pageants are brutal, yo: Pageant officials have stripped Domonique Ramirez, 17, of her Miss San Antonio beauty queen title and handed off the tiara to another girl because, among other violations, Ramirez reportedly got too fat from eating tacos.
The Miss Bexar County Organization stripped Ramirez of her crown recently for contract violations like failing to show up for events, taking modeling gigs not sanctioned by the pageant, and not writing thank you notes. Oh, sweetie, your job isn’t that hard. She sued and the pageant filed a countersuit, itemizing the list of contract violations, which included her failure to maintain the same weight she was when she won the pageant. Domonique Ramirez clocks in at 5’8″ and 129 lbs, the porker! While testifying on the stand over the past week, Ramirez said she was told by pageant officials she had to lose 13 lbs. Keep reading »
It seems like just yesterday that we alerting you to the fact that Isaiah Mustafa, aka “The Old Spice Guy,” was dating Neve Campbell. But he has apparently moved on. Rumor has it that he is now with Kathy Griffin. Yes, I repeat, Kathy Griffin. Maybe he likes the way she mocks his towel on the red carpet? Keep reading »
“No, no, no. Actually the perfume smells like an expensive hooker … I wanted to extract sort of the feeling and sense of blood and semen from molecular structures, so that’s where [the rumors] came from and that is in the perfume but it doesn’t smell like that.”
– Lady Gaga clarifies that despite reports that her signature perfume would smell like blood and man spunk, it will just have the feeling of those things and will really just smell like a high-class whore. And for those of you who are disappointed by this news, here’s something to make you feel better — the blood, er, essence was taken from Gaga herself. So there’s that. [Fashionista] Keep reading »