Be My Boyfriend: Guy In Banana Mania Shirt

Julie Gerstein / September 25, 2011

Dear Banana Sweater Boyfriend,

Look, I already know we’re going to get along. After all, we both like garish Cosby sweaters, and bananas. What more do you need to form the basis to a solid relationship?

[$284, Perks and Mini]… More »

13 Costumes That Won’t Even Get A Woman Laid On Halloween

Simcha / September 25, 2011

Tom Brady Explains What Is Up With His Hair

“Look at this guy, same haircut for eight years. There might be some cute girls out there who’d want to see something different … I don’t take it too seriously. I just like to change it up.”
Tom Brady explains his constantly morphing coif, from the Bieber swirl to the miniature ponytail. Apparently, he think… More »

The Racy Allure Editorial Starring Karlie Kloss Is Being Made Into A Big Deal

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 24, 2011

For a Mario Testino – shot beauty editorial in this month’s Allure, 19-year-old Karlie Kloss wears very little makeup — along with very little of anything else. (A sample fashion credit: “necklace by Fenton, spandex thong by Victoria’s Secret.”) Though her modesty’s consistently preserved, it’s only thanks to some splayed fingers here and well-positioned bath… More »

Walmart Employees Get Their Cheer On

Julie Gerstein / September 24, 2011

The Walmart dance hurts my soul. [Buzzfeed]… More »

To Pee Or Not To Pee … In The Shower

Ami Angelowicz / September 24, 2011

The results are in from College Humor’s 2011 Sex Survey. Of particular interest are the results on the ever-controversial topic of peeing in the shower. According to the 50,000 people surveyed, it’s cool to take a whiz in the shower if it’s your own shower, you don’t have to clean it yourself, and you masturbate… More »