Martha Stewart Wishes You A Truly Horrifying Halloween

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 26, 2011

And after this cover was shot, Martha made a lovely butterfly stew with moth foam for supper. No, seriously, what is she supposed to be? Lady Gaga meets “The Silence of the Lambs”? Put the lotion in the basket or else she’ll turn “Born This Way” on again? Gah. [Daily Mail UK]… More »

Morning Quickies: Jesse James And Kat Von D Break Up — Again

Jessica Wakeman / September 26, 2011

Kat Von D and Jesse James split up. Again. [People]
If you invite Kate and Pippa Middleton to your wedding, you should expect they’re going to steal the show. [US Weekly]
Speaking of Dutchess Kate, Anna Wintour is supposedly begging her to do the cover of Vogue. [New York Post]… More »

Travel Diary: The Dos & Don’ts Of Visiting Italy

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 26, 2011

Last week, I told you about my trip to Paris, in all its gorgeous, historic, delicious glory. This week I explored Italy with my mom and my brother Devin. My family is Italian but we’d never been to Italy, and from the people to the scenery to the food, it didn’t disappoint. We went to… More »

Halloween Costumes That Are Guaranteed To Get You Laid

Simcha / September 26, 2011

Betty White Raps

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 26, 2011

Here’s what I have to say about Betty White’s rap song with Luciana, “I’m Still Hot.” It’s better than anything Ke$ha has ever done, but not as good as that LMFAO song that I can’t help but love, “Party Rock Anthem.” For the record, I hate myself for admitting that. [Dlisted]… More »

January Jones’ Son’s Birth Certificate Reveals Baby Daddy Is Still A Mystery

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 26, 2011

The birth certificate for January Jones’ newborn son has hit the interwebs, and despite every tabloid this side of Perez Hilton foaming at the mouth to know who his father is, his identity remains a mystery. January is the only parent listed on lil’ Xander Dane’s birthday certificate — and why shouldn’t it be? It… More »