Feminists Can’t Get Laid, Say Ladies On Fox News

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 7, 2011

“After decades and decades and decades of feminists burning their bras, saying, ‘Make more money than men, do this, run over men, have sex like a man, tell your man what to do, don’t let them open the door —’ they’re not happy with the product, are ya ladies? A lot of them… More »

Where Can I Get A Birth Control Ninja?

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 7, 2011

If you’re big whores like we are, you’re intimately familiar with the panoply of birth control options out there. The Pill. The patch. The Depo Provera shot. And of course, good old condoms. So we are delighted to hear there is a new option for those of us who are not responsible enough… More »

September 7: What Are We Wearing Today?

By: Lindsay A. / September 7, 2011

Why Ryan Gosling Brought Eva Mendes, Blake Lively And Kat Dennings To Disneyland

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 7, 2011

When most woman read today that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes had been spotted holding hands in Adventure Park at Disneyland, and later snuggling while watching a water show in Tomorrowland, they got very depressed. But since I do not quite understand the Gosling worship, another thought crossed my mind: wow, Ryan sure seems to… More »

Joy Behar Explains Why She Married Boyfriend Of 29 Years

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 7, 2011

“After a honeymoon for 29 years, we decided to ruin it and get married … [The passage of gay marriage in New York] did have an influence on me — it brought to my consciousness why gays needed to get married. And I thought it was a good reason for me to get married. And… More »

Yet Another Radio Station Is Giving Away A Mail Order Bride As A Prize

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 7, 2011

Watch out, the stupidity is spreading from Down Under: Just like a New Zealand radio station did earlier this year, Canada’s 100.3 FM is hosting a “win a wife” contest. The winner receives airfare to Russia, 13 nights accommodation, and $500 to spend with his mail-order bride. 100.3 FM will hook up some sad sack… More »