Shoelaces for Rich People Who Have No Perspective

Julie Gerstein / October 21, 2011

You just bought yourself one of those $39,000 Olsen backpacks, and you have some extra cash. Why not blow it on a set of $19,000 shoelaces? Well, I mean, they’re not just regular shoe laces, they’re GOLD. Because that’s necessary. Designer Mr. Kennedy promises that when you order the laces they’ll be hand delivered by… More »

Natalie Portman Shows Off Adorable Baby Aleph!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 21, 2011

24 Crazy Celebrity Face And Name Tattoos

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 21, 2011

Demi Moore has some competition. No, not Sara Leal, the chick Ashton Kutcher supposedly slept with. I’m talking about Ashton’s biggest fan, a young lady from Brazil with a fresh tattoo in tribute to her favorite celebrity. “Ashton Kutcher I love you, love is forever fan love you” is tattooed on her back and she… More »

Masturbation Makes You Gay, Says Pastor Who Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About

Jessica Wakeman / October 21, 2011

Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way. However, any man who does so without hi… More »

Kiernan Shipka Of “Mad Men” Analyzes Other Child Stars

Jessica Wakeman / October 21, 2011

It’s about 10 years too late to help Shia LaBeouf. But maybe Kiernan Shipka can still do some good in the wild and crazy world of child stars. She has certainly spent long enough in the child psychologist’s office on “Mad Men.” Most of the sessions in this Funny Or Die video are pretty cool,… More »

4 Theories On The “RHONJ” Reunion Drama

Ami Angelowicz / October 21, 2011

Since part one of the “RHONJ” Reunion Special aired, I’ve been obsessing about what mysterious thing went down between Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita (and by proxy Caroline Manzo). Amelia and I traded a series of late night texts about it. The transcript, after the jump. More »