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News

Watching this video will not hurt you nearly as much as it hurt Colombian gymnast Jessica Jill Ortiz. She was leading the World Gymnastics Championships yesterday, when she fell plop on her head during a tumbling pass. She’s recovering, but man, that must’ve hurt. It would have been super bad-ass if, after the head… READ MORE »


News

There’s a disturbing new trend out there in the world of sperm donation. Donors and recipients alike are giving and receiving sperm on the black market. Yes, folks … it’s a spunk rush. But it’s hardly about monetary gain, which makes it all the more strange. Basically, there’s a new kind of sperm donor popping… READ MORE »



News

In “Blood Script,” Washington, D.C. artist Mary Coble had 75 hateful epithets “tattooed” onto her body. No ink was involved, so the words looked as if they were written in blood. The ornate lettering Coble chose was intended to create “a dichotomy between the beautiful visual form of the words and the ugly meanings they… READ MORE »


Style

Who could forget leg warmers, those fuzzy, scrunchy socks-without-feet legwear numbers that Olivia Newton John singlehandedly catapulted into fame in the ’80s and which American Apparel is attempting to resurrect for the kiddies? Well, it looks like the leg warmer comeback may be replaced by the advent of knee warmers. Are you a cold-kneed woman? READ MORE »


Guys

Men are not the masters of the subtle. We’re the sex that laughs at farts and watches Jean-Claude Van Damme movies, and we wouldn’t know subtlety if it hit us over the head with a brick (which it probably wouldn’t do, since, you know, it’s subtlety and all).

As such, many of us have… READ MORE »


Style

Twitter has taken over the world, it seems, and there’s a pretty good chance if you see someone on their phone, they’re pouring over incoming Tweets or making their own updates. So obviously, there’s a need for Twitter-based search engines. That’s So Swag is the newest app and search engine for anything fashion-and-Twitter-related. It even… READ MORE »


Entertainment

Clearly, “The View” host Elisabeth Hasselbeck never saw the episode of “Seinfeld” where Elaine sent a Christmas card with an accidental nip slip to everyone she knew, prompting the famous line, “Your whole life, you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot… READ MORE »


Style

Agent Provocateur is now selling a $500 penis cardigan. Yeah, you heard me right, a $500 penis cardigan. Just what your wardrobe needs, you say? I knew it. I must have psychic powers—call up Dionne Warwick at the the Psychic Friends Network! Oh, and if you’re more of a sweater set type of gal, there’s… READ MORE »


Guys

So … when Hollywood starlets want to be provocative, they lez out in photoshoots. And apparently, when gay men want to be provocative they tongue female models? Color us confused by this Details cover shoot featuring “American Idol” runner-up, Adam Lambert. Lambert is an out-and-proud gay man, but tells the mag, “…I like kissing women… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Who needs to be a slutty cop or a trampy pirate for Halloween when you can trick-or-treat as the bane of John McCain’s existence? Hustler magazine is gifting their lucky customers with the scariest fright mask of all: a cardboard face mask of adult film actress Lisa Ann, star of the Sarah Palin porn, “Who’sREAD MORE »


Entertainment

Rihanna has made us wait about two years since her last album (we aren’t counting the re-release of Good Girl Gone Bad), and the first single from the upcoming Rated R has just been released. “Russian Roulette” isn’t a catchy dance number like so many of the songs RiRi is known for. The slow… READ MORE »