Knowd: Simply Irresistible
He may be dumb as rocks, but Levi Johnston is a hot DILF. Bristol Palin’s ex-fiance and baby daddy appears in the June issue of GQ, posing shirtless while changing his son Tripp’s diaper. Earlier this month, Bristol appeared with Tripp on the cover of People, so I guess they’re even when it comes to exploiting their child for publicity. Click after the jump to see another shot from the photo shoot. [GQ] Keep reading »
Swaziland parliament member Timothy Myeni recently had a lightbulb zinger of an idea to solve his country’s HIV/AIDS problem. He wanted to brand all HIV-positive people on the butt(ox), so that people could physically check their partners to make sure they’re clean before getting down with them. We get that this idea was well-intentioned, but seriously? Branding people. Like cattle? Thank lordy Myeni came to his senses. At a news conference today, he said, “I’m very sorry. If you need me to show a sign of how sorry I am, I’m ready.”
Myeni, we forgive you. But, really, how did this ever sound like an idea people would actually get behind? (Behind, hehe.) Myeni, if you’re out there, next time you’re proposing an idea, why don’t you think about how you’d like to be on the receiving end of it. No one likes being the butt of a joke. Okay, I’ll stop now. Keep reading »
Yes, but just for the cameras. The exes and new “Hills” castmates filmed a commercial for AT&T. [Beverly Hills, 5/28/09] Keep reading »
By now, you’ve probably heard of “The Girlfriend Experience,” Steven Soderbergh’s new movie about a high-end call girl who charges $2,000 for the privilege of letting guys pretend she’s their girlfriend and who’s played by porn star Sasha Grey. But have you heard of “The Boyfriend Experience”? The crew over at Totally Sketch has created a highly amusing faux trailer for the nonexistent sequel to the GFE feature. This time, the storyline focuses on a nice young woman who has a total jerk for a boyfriend. And guess how much he charges by the hour to ignore you, eat your food, and make a mess everywhere? Well, it’s a heck of a lot more than you’d think. [Cinematical] Keep reading »
Um, no. Hunkwear.com, whose tagline is “You deserve the best,” sells stuff for men that I would hope my mythical future boyfriend would never wear, but these “Stunner Bodysuits” are too out there not to mention. Even Shawn Johnson wouldn’t do a double twisting double tuck in colors this garrish. [Hunkwear via Underwhelmer] Keep reading »
Um, ew. This ad from the Rhode Island Coalition of Domestic Violence shows a giant slab of meat wearing a mini skirt and a bustier. Could they have at least dressed it in something less revealing? Also, when was the last time you saw a dude punching raw meat? I think they’ve mixed up their metaphors.
When I was in high school, I dated a guy that my parents absolutely hated. They didn’t even call him by his name—instead they called him, er, anyway—and they begged and pleaded with me on a daily basis to get rid of him. They even bought me a book called How To Dump A Guy. Eventually, I saw the light and my parents got their way.
Apparently, my parents aren’t the only ones who’ve gone to great lengths to get their daughter away from a hated BF. In an interview with GQ magazine, Levi Johnston said that Bristol Palin’s daddy, Todd, offered to buy his daughter a car if she dumped him. Other highlights of his interview: he poses shirtless with baby Trigg, just like every good father should. He also blabs about how he and Bristol drifted apart after the McCain/Palin ticket went down in the 2008 election. Oh, and he finally revealed what McCain said to him on the tarmac. “You have good hands,” McCain reportedly told him. Is that anything like a wide stance? [GQ Via NY Daily News] Keep reading »