Meet The Human Barbie Dolls

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 13, 2011

Dealbreaker: The Unmedicated Guy

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 13, 2011

It didn’t take long for me to figure out something about Nick* was different. Everything about him was outsized, super-charming and a bit impulsive. For our second date, he seriously considered whisking me away to Atlantic City for the weekend to go gambling. After only two weeks of dating, he told me he thought I… More »

Moby Wants To Make A Porno

By: Kate Torgovnick/ / September 13, 2011

“I’ve never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous, you know? Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better.”
Moby tells Bizarre magazine that he wants to make a porno starring normally-endowed guys. Now,… More »

Be My Boyfriend: Alleged Murderer With Creative Facial Implants

By: Julie Gerstein / September 13, 2011

Dear Potential Boyfriend: Your an innovator, a restless soul, a man whose creativity couldn’t be expressed merely via piercings and “666” tattoos. No, no, you needed something more. You craved a greater tool for self-expression and body modification. So you went for facial implants — several of them! — to give your face an unsettling… More »

11 Celebrity Thumb Suckers

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 13, 2011

First Time For Everything: Hitting The Big O

By: Rebecca Wiegland / September 13, 2011

In the spirit of Columbus, Magellan and Lewis and Clark, I spent my teenage years as a fearless explorer of uncharted carnal terrain, reporting back to my tight-knit group of girlfriends with play-by-plays and handy tips from my randy sexual exploits. I was the first in my high school crew of gals to do pretty… More »