“Pizza Party” Is A Rap About A Pizza Party At A Pizza Party

Julie Gerstein / October 26, 2011

What part of this amazing “Pizza Party” rap from Fly Guys do I not love? Trick question: I love all of it. ALL OF IT. Please, why doesn’t every rap song reference Papa John’s crack butter sauce? “I got pies on pies on pies. Pies for days,” say the Fly Guys. Better believe it. [Buzzfeed]… More »

Morning Quickies: Amy Winehouse Died From Alcohol, Coroner Says

Jessica Wakeman / October 26, 2011

Amy Winehouse died from over-consumption of alcohol, according to a coroner’s report released today. Amy’s blood alcohol level was four times the legal limit when she died on July 23, so she clearly was struggling with sobriety. The Winehouse family released a statement which reads: “It is some relief to finally find out what happened… More »

The 7 Worst Ever Celebrity Dads

Rachel Krause / October 26, 2011

I’m fully convinced that Michael Lohan’s headline-making domestic violence arrest yesterday was copied straight out of Mel Gibson’s playbook. Of course, Mel’s famed blowouts were uniquely terrible because some of them were directed towards the teenage son of ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. Last month, Mel paid $100,000 to Oksana’s 14-year-old for the guarantee that he wouldn’t sue… More »

Jennifer Aniston Talks About Rumors Of Her Engagement/Procreation

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 26, 2011

“Rumor number one: I am not planning to get married any time soon. I’ve been married once, and I don’t know if I’ll get married again. But I can tell you that as of this very moment, I have no plan to get married. Got that? And rumor Number two: no, we’re not pregnant. It’s just I quit… More »

When Kanye West Meets “Saved By The Bell,” A-Comin’ Through The Rye

Julie Gerstein / October 26, 2011

Kanye West’s histrionic lyrics and “Saved By the Bell”‘s moronic episodes; two things you’d never thought see mesh. And yet! The genius behind the new site, Kanye’d By the Bell manages to find striking parallels between the show and the controversial rapper. The site’s uncanny ability to perfectly combine “SBTB” screen shots with Kanye lyric… More »

19 Female Celebs Who’ve Donned Fat Suits

Ami Angelowicz / October 26, 2011

Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Melissa Gorga is doing a social experiment this week on “Entertainment Tonight,” walking around the cruel streets of New York City in a fat suit. From 115 pounds to 400 pounds, Melissa’s transformation into an obese woman is meant to teach us a deep and meaningful lesson about discrimination i… More »